MAGA-Lardo Subpoenas


Donald Trump is preparing to be arrested by the Manhattan District Attorney next week, politicizing it, fundraising off it, and trying to create another violent riot from it. This case stems from paying hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels in 2016, days before the election, to keep quiet about boinking in a Las Vegas... Continue Reading →

Dilbert


So Scott Adams has officially exposed himself as a racist now. Who's Scott Adams? He's the cartoonist who created the comic strip Dilbert, set in an office setting with a stupid boss and a talking dog. I can't give a better description than that since I never read it. To be fair, I stopped reading... Continue Reading →

Friends in Low Low Low Low Low Low Places


Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes and his colleague Kelly Meggs were found guilty yesterday of seditious conspiracy by a jury after a two-month federal trial. They were also found guilty of obstruction of an official proceeding, along with fellow Oath Keepers Jessica Watkins, Thomas Caldwell, and Kenneth Harrelson. These charges stem from the attack on... Continue Reading →

Guess What’s Coming To Dinner


I'm writing this from Chicago in the Midway Airport where I'm enjoying a $12.00 Blue Moon. I'm calling bullshit on Donald Trump's explanation for having dinner with noted white supremacist Nick Fuentes. And what's up with a guy of Mexican heritage being a white supremacist? That'd be like me hating white people. Come to think... Continue Reading →

Special Master’s Master


A federal judge intervened yesterday in the case of Donald Trump stealing government documents, many of which are classified, and appointed an independent arbiter, known as a "Special Master," to review the over 11,000 documents to determine which should be deemed attorney/client privilege and executive privilege. On paper, this sounds fair. Golly gee wilikers, this... Continue Reading →

Classified Crocodiles


Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. You'll probably find alligators and not crocodiles at Mar-a-Lago, but there are some crocs in the most-southern part of Florida and they're moving north. Hopefully, they'll be hungry by the time they make it to Mar-a-Lago. When Donald Trump and his legal team requested a Special Master to be a third... Continue Reading →

Here Comes The Boom


Months before the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump repeatedly barked about impending voter fraud and the possibility it would "steal" the election for Biden. What Donald Trump was doing was setting up a narrative so that when he lost, because he knew he was going to lose, he wouldn't have to admit defeat and could... Continue Reading →

Trumping Burning Flushing


Donald Trump claims he doesn't know what a burner phone is. His former National Security Adviser, John Bolton, said he knows exactly what a "boner" phone is and they had many conversations regarding the administration using "boner" phones. Maybe that's the truth. Donald Trump thought he and Bolton were talking about "boner" phones and not... Continue Reading →

Mar-a-Lago Confetti Shower


When the House committee investigating the January 6 white nationalist terrorist attack on the Capitol won its legal case to gain access to documents from the Trump administration, it was discovered that a lot of those documents had been taped back together. Presidential historian Lindsay Chervinsky told The Washington Post, "The only way that a... Continue Reading →

Fetch, Devin, Fetch


After being Donald Trump's ball boy over the past five years, Devin Nunes has resigned from Congress and is mooving to become Trump's ball boy in the private sector (see what I did there with the "moo?"). He probably figures he can do a better job of lying for Donald Trump from his future social... Continue Reading →

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