Donald Trump hates America. America is a nation of diversity. Campaigning on "make America great again," Trump is longing for and promising to return this nation to the racist ways of the past, the America he loves. He hates that this is a nation of white, brown, black, yellow, etc, and so do his supporters.... Continue Reading →
MAGA Smarts
You know it's coming. Donald Trump tells his cult not to believe what they see and hear unless they see and hear it from him. They believe he won the popular vote, millions of "illegals" voted, he had the largest inauguration crowd in history, he created a booming economy, Russia didn't meddle, Obama wiretapped Trump... Continue Reading →
Happy Something Something
Donald Trump loves to take credit where he deserves none. He takes credit for inheriting Obama's economy. He took credit for no commercial airline crashes in 2017, despite there also not being any for nearly the past decade. He took credit for the phrase "priming the pump," which has been around at least since the... Continue Reading →
Shooting The Dead
It's too easy to draw a cartoon illustrating just how horrible, vile, disgusting, and terrible of a human being that is DonaldTrump. What is more important to the nation is that his supporters allow Trump to be a vile human piece of excrement without suffering any consequences. Each time Trump sinks lower into the cesspool,... Continue Reading →
The Conway Mood Killer
It's kind of unusual in the new normal that George Conway is a Republican who is still a Republican and not a member of the Trump cult, as the guy is a fierce critic of Donald Trump. What's even more unusual is that he's married to Kellyanne Conway, an adviser to Trump on his payroll.... Continue Reading →
A Disgusting Hoax
While waiting to hear back from an editor today, I killed time by creating another cartoon. Apparently, I'm not allowed to sleep anymore. I'm probably going to cover this again so you'll get a column on the topic then. I'm way too tired to kick out a column right now. I will say this though,... Continue Reading →
Pro Bono Beatings
I find that conservatives focus on the most simplistic and basic element of an issue while liberals see the larger picture. A liberal points out that Donald Trump broke a campaign promise of Mexico paying for his border wall. They notice Trump rejected an offer of $25 billion for his border wall because it was... Continue Reading →
White House Simulators
"Signing an executive order, giving a speech, and barnstorming around the country is not leadership." Is that a direct quote from Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, or even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Is it from one of the many Democrats currently running for president? Nope. It's from Mike Pence in 2014. Donald Trump wants to be a dictator.... Continue Reading →
MAGA Tolerance
Put on your thinking caps, kids, because it's quiz day. Yay, quiz day! For a change, this is going to make all the sense in the world to knuckle-dragging, non-book-reading, factually-challenged, science-denying, secretly fantasizing about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, troglodyte MAGA shitheads, but for the people who are higher educated, intellectual, and literate, ya'll are going to... Continue Reading →
The Orangeface Blues
In Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt's Aldo Raine leads a team of Jewish Allied soldiers killing and scalping Nazis behind enemy lines in World War II. Of course, the soldiers' actions go against everything in the Geneva Convention as Aldo says at one point in the film to a German soldier, "You probably heard... Continue Reading →