Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If you're straight, you did not have to break the news to your father. You were not ostracized by your family. You never had to hide your straightness in a closet. You were never discriminated against in your school, job, or elsewhere for being straight. You were never beat up for being straight (just for... Continue Reading →
"Woe unto you hypocrites," Jesus said to the religious leaders of his day. In 2019, his message is for the likes of Franklin Graham, a religious right phony who sees sin in Democrats and not Republicans. Just like Donald Trump, Franklin Graham inherited his empire from his daddy. He has since used his religious podium... Continue Reading →
Mike Pence was upset. He said Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, Indiana and promising presidential candidate had attacked his religion and accused him of discrimination. Pence said, "He said some things that are critical of my Christian faith and about me personally." Actually, he didn't attack Pence's faith. Pence is doing what old, white,... Continue Reading →
You don't hear a lot of news out of the nation of Brunei. Your average schmoe probably forgets it exists, if he even knew it in the first place. Brunei is tiny and on the other side of the world. The population is only 430,000 people, which is fewer than the number living in Miami... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has rescinded the Obama administration's rules on bathrooms for transgender students. He wants the decisions on how to handle school bathrooms for transgenders students left up to the states. And why not? We saw how several states worked on civil rights issues back in the 1950s and 60s when they thought it was... Continue Reading →
I don't really believe there's a man in the sky who controls everything and all is predetermined. I don't have faith. But when someone says "God bless you" or says they'll pray for me, I appreciate the sentiment. I don't really expect them to work. Prayers don't work but it's nice if you believe they... Continue Reading →
Am I politicizing this? The United States suffered the worst mass shooting in its history this past weekend. A shooter walked into a gay nightclub and started shooting people. At this point 50 are dead and over 50 are wounded. The shooter claims he's affiliated with ISIS. He has a history of homophobia and anger... Continue Reading →
I believe in this time of such turmoil over transgenders in North Carolina's public restrooms we should all heed the words of North Carolinian Petey Pablo who sang "North Carolina! C'mon and raise up. Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head. Spin it like a helicopter." Actually, that doesn't have anything to do with this.... Continue Reading →
You know there's gonna be that one person who sees this cartoon and believes it's encouraging conservatives to hate on Target, transgenders, and that I'm some ultra-creepy-conservative. People like that never look at your body of work. Target, the department store, will not monitor their restrooms. They will not scapegoat transgenders or really anyone. Basically there... Continue Reading →
This cartoon might only work if you know the Bruce Springsteen song My Hometown. I think it's fairly well known. Well, your kids won't know it. It's the final track on the Born In The USA album. If you don't know it, or haven't heard it in a long time, check it out. It's a... Continue Reading →
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