Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I visited my local watering hole last week and the regular creepster was in the joint. This is a guy who seems harmless but he kinda freaks everyone out, because he's creepy. There's just something off about the guy. He seems kinda stalkerish and he makes the female bartender very uncomfortable. Hell, he makes me... Continue Reading →
I'm not hearing as much outrage over Juneteenth this year as I did last year, but that doesn't mean it's not there. June 19, 2021, was the first Juneteenth as a federal holiday, but it wasn't the first time it was observed. Most of white America thought we only had one independence day and weren't... Continue Reading →
In the comments under yesterday's cartoon on Instagram, I was called a "libtard." I didn't think it was that special though it's been a while since someone has hurled that bigoted and ignorant insult in my direction. And I didn't just get it once. I got it four times. It amused me so I tweeted... Continue Reading →
The moral standard our founding fathers set out for us to achieve was one they didn't want to apply for themselves. It took 86 years after the signing of the document that declared "all men are created" equal for us to end slavery, though a lot of slaves weren't aware of it at the time.... Continue Reading →
Last night, Senate Republicans used the filibuster, that thing Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are so horny for, to block debate on the most substantial voting rights bill in decades. Get this straight: Republicans didn't block passage of a voting rights bill. They blocked DEBATE on a voting rights bill. Republicans don't even want to... Continue Reading →
I have a personal policy of not publishing cartoons about a holiday the day of that holiday. Take Groundhog Day as an example (even though it's a fake holiday). It kinda annoys me when I see cartoonists posting those on social media the day of. Why does it annoy me? Because when they do that,... Continue Reading →
Bear with me because I'm about to write a little about gymnastics, and I don't know anything about gymnastics. I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a backflip and a Yurchenko double pike. But then again, it seems USA Gymnastics may not know the difference either. Simone Biles is the greatest gymnast... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. When Donald Trump says, "Believe me," it means he's telling a lie. When Donald Trump says something is "beautiful," it means it's a train wrecking into a mountain of shit on fire. When... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump isn't good at being subtle. Probably because he's not very smart and he's such hardcore racist, it's hard to hide. When the man sends out a dog whistle, it's not just the dogs who hear it. Everyone hears it and it's the dogs who deny he ever sent it. Donald Trump has decided... Continue Reading →
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