Even in states that are not giving stay-at-home orders, people are being encouraged to only venture out for essential services. Essential services usually include groceries, banks, healthcare, senior care and in Florida, gun stores. What? But also, in a lot of our states, churches are defined as "essential." In 11 of the most at-risk states... Continue Reading →
Two Corinthians
If you're an evangelical and a Trump supporter and my Christmas wish to you is that your children adopt the behavior, manners, and characteristics of Donald Trump, would you find that offensive? Did I wish evil upon your children? If so, then why do you demonstrate to your children that Donald Trump's behavior isn't just... Continue Reading →
Fish Girl Fury
White conservatives, the most victimized group in the history of victimization and creators of the term "snowflake," are livid that a black girl has been cast as Ariel in Disney's upcoming live-action remake of The Little Mermaid. White scorn and condemnation were heaped upon Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry over the casting choice. She hadn't received... Continue Reading →
Weaseling Before Jesus
The TV show South Park was developed from an animated Christmas card Trey Parker and Matt Stone were paid $1,000 to create for a TV executive to give to his friends in 1995. Titled Jesus vs. Santa, the short provides one token of wisdom we should all carry through life; don't say "pigfucker" in front... Continue Reading →
Yappy Jesus
Americans love to say America is the greatest country in the world. The new doctrine for our foreign policy is "We're America, bitch." But, I'm pretty sure the greatest country in the world wouldn't separate children from their parents and imprison them in tents in the desert. Maybe there was some confusion, and they were... Continue Reading →
Tough Question
I watched the first debate in a bar with some friends. First time, and probably the last, I have ever asked anyone to switch the channel to Fox News. I watched the second debate at my drawing table with an Italian sub from Wawa. My thoughts on the debate: It kicked off to an exciting... Continue Reading →