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The Trump kids, much like their father, are seriously out of their element when it comes to politics and well...anything that requires comprehension, consistency, and honesty. Donald Trump's full-grown trust-fund babies are at their best when they ignore what's actually going on, like when Jr. and Eric tweeted denials that their father was booed at... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump Jr truly lives up to his namesake. Always eager to help his father lie and smear political enemies, he went after Hunter Biden last Wednesday. Trumpy Jr said that Hunter serving on a board of a Ukranian energy company while his father was vice president created the "appearance of impropriety" and represented a... Continue Reading →
Nobody's perfect but each of us has at least one person we respect and look up to. For me, one of those people is my older brother, Jimmy. Jimmy's nine years older than me and was the only older male who was a constant figure in my life when I was a kid. He took... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has spent his entire life disrespecting women, but over the past week, he's made racism and misogyny a campaign tactic by attacking four women of color who are members of Congress. He would rather go after them than go after the other presidential candidates, Nancy Pelosi, or focus on his job. He is... Continue Reading →
The White House, Trump Campaign and Organization has always presented Ivanka Trump as the voice of reason within the Trump Family. She comes off soft-spoken and eloquent without engaging in tirades like her imbecilic father. She doesn't send out racist tweets like her brother Don Jr. She's not the stupid one like Eric. I don't... Continue Reading →
It's like they didn't pay attention to their own arguments in 2016. Let's play a game. Who relied on their personal attorneys to review their private emails and determine which messages should be retained as government records, Hillary or Ivanka? Which one claimed they never transferred classified information? Which one claimed they didn't know the... Continue Reading →
So, what's the most fashionable brand of designer boots to wear at a bloodshed of your father's creation? I'm sorry. That's not entirely fair. Ivanka was not at a bloodshed of her father's creation. She was at a party sixty miles away celebrating the cause of it. Why was our representation at the opening ceremony... Continue Reading →
Designing second-rate handbags made in third-world countries by eight-year-old children does not make you qualified to discuss diplomatic strategy with the president of South Korea. Inheriting wealth and building a career of creating havens for money launderers does not make you qualified to negotiate peace in the Middle East. Being a trust-fund baby does not... Continue Reading →
Ivanka Trump has such grace, such beauty, such poise. Why she could be a model...for nepotism. The only reason Ivanka is working as an unpaid adviser to the president is because her daddy is the president. And, as an unpaid adviser, she is worth every penny. Her presence in the White House was reasoned by... Continue Reading →
Occasionally I'll make a sarcastic post on social media, and last week I wrote, "Ivanka Trump is excited to work "alongside" Kelly. I'm sure the GENERAL is excited to be working alongside a mediocre fashion designer." I also posted, "If anyone looked at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump, I'd get a... Continue Reading →
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