Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
One of the stories this week every American political cartoonists drew a cartoon on were the long lines in airport security checkpoints. Every cartoonists except me, until now. The point made by each and every single one of those cartoons were "the lines are long" and "waiting sucks." I'm really not into that sort of... Continue Reading →
It didn't take Republicans long to politicize the Tuesday's terrorist bombings in Brussels, Belgium. About 12 seconds after locating Belgium on the globe Trump and Cruz took off. Trump brought back his torture argument (we could make them listen to his speeches and attempt to articulate one of his "best words" sentences). Cruz went farther... Continue Reading →
Russian president Vladimir Putin surprised the world today by announcing he's pulling his nation's troops out of Syria. Russia entered the Syrian civil war under the guise of fighting ISIS, and they had good reason after ISIS took down a Russian airliner. But it was ruse as Putin's army spent most of their time fighting... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →
I think how much fun it will be as a cartoonist for Trump to win his party's nomination. While I make fun of Trump, the situation is starting to lose its humor. The leading candidate for one of America's two political parties is laying out a platform of xenophobia. This is 2015. Not 1933 Germany.... Continue Reading →
A Wal-Mart employee didn't recognize an ISIS flag. Is that so shocking? Even CNN had a recent problem differentiating the flag from a giant dildo (seriously). So some right-wing goober tried to order a Confederate Flag cake at Wal-Mart and the store's bakery refused. He wanted to make a point of some sort so he... Continue Reading →
I hope nobody thinks the point I'm making is that the Iraqi Army is checking into a cheap motel to have sex with each other.
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