Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
With the state facing life-threatening weather conditions before the caucuses, Donald Trump told his supporters that it would be "worth it" if they died while voting for him. At a rally, Trump said, "You can’t sit home. If you’re sick as a dog, you say, ‘Darling, I gotta make it.' Even if you vote and... Continue Reading →
Frosty the Snowman said, "Because when the thermometer gets all reddish, the temperature goes up. And when the temperature goes up, I start to melt! And when I start to melt, I get all wishy-washy." I looked that up on Google. Frosty always did creep me out, even when I was a kid. I found... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I think I submitted seven ideas to CNN last Friday and this was my favorite. I decided if they didn't want it then I would still draw it and send it to my clients (editors LOVE weather cartoons),... Continue Reading →
Screw you, Iowa. It's not like you didn't have time to prepare. Nothing snuck up on you because you've had the distinction of being the first state to vote since 1972. And you decided to use an app you had more difficulty navigating than an elderly man ordering Uber Eats. The vote was Monday. It's... Continue Reading →
The elected lunatics in Iowa want to arm children. Yeah, they think that's a good idea. They're actually passing legislation to that effect. Last year 215 people were accidentally shot by children. Little Junior is a greater threat than ISIS. Did you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to... Continue Reading →
Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →
Didn't Donald Trump see that Stephen King movie? You know the one. Where you're not supposed to go into the corn field. The latest polls have Ben Carson leading among Republican candidates in Iowa, where corn is big, and Jesus is, as Donald Trump would say, HUGE to Republicans. I can see where one doesn't... Continue Reading →
Just because I don't draw enough Donald Trump cartoons. The media tends to stick up for each other. When Obama tried to keep Fox News out of White House press briefings the other journalists in the White House Press Pool stood up for the Fox News reporters. Say what you will about Fox but they... Continue Reading →
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