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I'm not often amused by Geico commercials, especially the ones with the gecko. He's annoying. But I liked the one with alligator arms. It shows a group of people at a restaurant and one of them is an alligator, who volunteers to pay for the meal. Unfortunately since he has alligator arms he can't reach... Continue Reading →
A lot of Republicans are vowing they won't support or even vote for Trump. Some are even saying they'll support Hillary. Many are even burning their voter registration cards. I say give them a month, or less. They'll come around. I don't know if I've ever had a voter registration card. If I did, I... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz had a bad week. He was chewed out by a ten-year-old, lost a debate with hecklers, was accused of being the Zodiac Killer, his father was accused of killing JFK, he elbowed his wife in the face, his veep selection fell off a stage, and he lost the Republican nomination to an Oompa... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz picked up an endorsement on Friday that Donald Trump was coveting. Cruz picked up the endorsement of Indiana governor Mike Pence. They celebrated with a cake bought from a homophobic bakery. I made that last part up. I don't think that happened. Turns out the endorsement was kind of a "meh" endorsement. Pence,... Continue Reading →
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
Honestly, I think Cruz voters might be more radical, extreme, delusional, and in need of psychotherapy than Trump voters, but nobody in New York is going to be seen wearing a Cruz T-shirt. There's an impression that New York Republicans are more fiscally conservative than socially conservative and are not lunatics believing in birtherism and... Continue Reading →
This is a bonus cartoon. That means I didn't put as much work or time into the artwork. I had the idea and figured the majority of my newspaper clients would recoil at the sight of it. So I drew it on my tablet while I was out with some friends. That means it was... Continue Reading →
Back in the late 90's during the Clinton administration Republicans spent over $70 million investigating a land transaction the president was involved with while he was governor of Arkansas. Republicans, who are always champions of limited government spending, only uncovered a consensual sex act between Clinton and an intern, so they impeached him and slut... Continue Reading →
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Michelle Fields, a reporter for Breitbart, claimed that Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her and left bruises on her arm. This happened after a Trump press conferences in Jupiter, Florida, on the night of a primary. The Trump campaign never admits wrongdoing or apologizes. They claimed it never happened. Lewandowski tweeted, because these people... Continue Reading →
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