Who’s Mental?


What if you are athletically gifted but not really good with public speaking? There are people who are uncomfortable in a crowd, talking to strangers, are shy, or are just bad interviewees. You can argue over who was a better boxer, Mike Tyson or Muhammad Ali, but there's no question who was better with the... Continue Reading →

Exclusively Fox


How much longer before we see a live execution on Fox & Friends? Now that South Carolina is going to start executing people by firing squad, any day now. South Carolina's excuse is that it's harder to get the chemicals for lethal injections and since this is Murica, there will never be a supply problem... Continue Reading →

Burying The Numbers


As the coronavirus pandemic started to take form in the United States and there were only 15 known cases, Donald Trump assured us the numbers would start going down and soon we would be at zero cases. This was one of many lies from Donald Trump and his administration about the virus. Today, Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

DeSantis Feeds The Children


Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →

Stay


The problem with electing a Trump cultist as your governor is that you're stuck with a Trump cultist as your governor. When Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was in Congress, he introduced legislation that required the Justice Department to report to Congress whenever any federal agency failed to enforce a law. This was in 2014 and... Continue Reading →

Matt Gaetz Shows His Respect


If "if you like your doctor then you can keep your doctor" is a lie, then so is, "anybody who needs a test gets a test." And it's actually a more dangerous lie. Donald Trump doesn't know how to respond to what is now being described as an international pandemic, so he lies and gives... Continue Reading →

Florida Buttman


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Is Donald Trump moving his permanent residence to Florida because of taxes, criminal investigations, or because New York hurt his feelings? Maybe a combination of all three. There are also the logistics of a... Continue Reading →

Tossers For Trump


After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, Donald Trump went to the island and threw paper towels at the victims. To say Donald Trump wasn't prepared for the hurricane would be an understatement. A response wasn't prepared until after the damage. Supplies, boats, and rescue personnel weren't organized until after. Trump didn't even know... Continue Reading →

Counting Isn’t Cheating


Donald Trump refused to believe Russia meddled in the 2016 presidential election, often calling it a hoax. He claims the investigation is a "witch hunt." He trusted Vladimir Putin's denial over American intelligence, which is part of his government. He claimed millions voted illegally and created a sham commission, now dismantled, to investigate. He campaigned... Continue Reading →

Kanye Blows


Whenever I come across a Trump supporter, I ask myself, "What the hell is wrong with this person?" Everything a Trump lover loves about Donald Trump is a lie. They bought a false image. Everything they claim they hate about Hillary Clinton perfectly fits Donald Trump. Everything, except for the vagina. But, whatever is afflicting... Continue Reading →

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