FISA Memo

Good Memo Bad Memo


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In a normal world where right-wing lunatics don’t base their political beliefs upon ridiculous conspiracy theories, the Democrats in Congress wouldn’t have to release a memo to counter the cherry-picked blatant partisan one put out by the GOP.

The entire gist of the Republican memo is that the FBI broke rules and procedures by using a dossier, funded by the Clinton campaign, to acquire FISA warrants on Carter Page. Their contention is the judges weren’t aware of the source of the dossier when they granted the warrants. This has been proven false. The entire purpose of the memo is to destroy the Special Counsel investigation into the Trump campaign’s collusion with Russia.

The Republicans, who waged a high-profile campaign that Hillary Clinton was careless with classified information, released their memo containing classified information. The FBI and Justice Department warned them and Donald Trump about releasing it. Those warnings were ignored.

The Republican memo is three and a half pages. The Democrats countered with a ten-page memo. The president had five days to read and approve, approve with redactions, or reject entirely. Donald Trump decided against releasing the Democrat’s memo. Perhaps five days wasn’t enough time for him to read ten pages. He probably hasn’t even read the shorter memo by the GOP.

Trump claims the Republican memo “totally vindicates” him (it doesn’t). He claims he didn’t release the Democrat memo because it compromised intelligence sources and methods. That was the argument by the Justice Department for the memo he did release, without any redactions.

The Democrat memo would fall on deaf ears anyway. Trump supporters wouldn’t read it and would refuse to believe anything in it if they did. Even now, they use the Republican memo to argue against the Mueller investigation, and make points they wrongly believe are in the memo.

This was a flagrant move by Trump to declassify selective intelligence to undercut the Russia probe and use his authority to keep information secret that does the reverse. Trump is continuing a pattern of obstructing justice. At the very least, it’s hypocrisy.

You can’t ignore warnings from the FBI about releasing classified intel then portray yourself as a guardian of national security. This is the same man who invited Russians into the Oval Office and then shared classified information with them provided by an ally.

If you’re a reasonably intelligent person and can spot the obvious, then you’re aware that Trump is a man who is incapable of comprehension. He’s claimed Obama wiretapped Trump Tower when he was unable to decipher the fact that the Russian spies he hired for his campaign team were caught talking to Russians the FBI was watching.

It was also reported this week that Trump doesn’t read his daily briefings. He’s even argued in the past he doesn’t need the daily briefings because he’s “like a very smart person.” Even a smart person doesn’t know what he doesn’t know. As George Will has stated, Trump doesn’t know what it is not to know.

Trump prefers to get his information from Breitbart, the National Enquirer, and Fox and Friends.

Trump is a moron who is hiding something. The Republicans in Congress need to stand up for their nation and stop helping him. Trump took an oath to protect this nation, and he’s refusing to keep it.

The Republicans need to join the Democrats and protect the nation from Trump.

Here’s the video 

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Color My Memo


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According to Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee, the key to destroying the Trump campaign was through….Carter Page. Yeah, OK then.

The Republican talking point is that the FBI had it out for Trump and was trying to elect Hillary Clinton. That ignores the fact the FBI made a huge statement about reopening the investigation into Clinton (mere days before the election) and her server and withheld from the public that they were also investigating figures in the Trump campaign.

The memo written by Congressman Devin Nunes, chairman of the Intelligence Committee, obstructs the very mission of the committee that bears “intelligence” in the name.

The committee led by Republicans has stopped investigating and has begun obstructing. The “memo” is only about obstructing. It’s totally political, and if it only contained the notes that are displayed in this cartoon, Republicans would say it vindicates Trump.

Donald Trump Jr. went on Fox/Trump TV and stated this memo is revenge for his family. He has yet to learn that he shouldn’t talk to the press. His statement reveals that everything about the Trump presidency is about Trump.

When Trump was leaving the Capitol after his State of the Union speech, he told a Republican Congressman the memo would be released, despite the fact he hadn’t read it yet. Or had he?

When Devin Nunes was asked by colleagues if the White House had any input into the memo, he refused to answer. The question would have been harmless if the answer would have also been harmless. Nunes has a reputation that he can’t be trusted with classified information. He’s also shown he is a stooge for Trump, as he’s used his position as chairman to deflect for Trump, and even inform Trump where the investigation is going.

The memo fails to accuse the FBI of breaking the law. The memo actually states that the FBI followed proper procedure. But, it does its job in that Trump sycophants can continue to believe in conspiracies.

The memo is not about an American’s rights being violated or justice. That American being Carter Page. The memo deflects from the fact that Trump had a Russian-paid mole on his campaign team. Well, at least one Russian mole. The memo isn’t about all the information being released to the public, as we’ve yet to see the Democrat’s memo. The memo is a pretense to help Trump get rid of people who are actually investigating him.

If we’re not in a Constitutional crisis, we’re nearing it. We’re almost at point break.

One of two things needs to happen. The Democrats need to take Congress because Republicans have proven that no matter what laws Trump breaks, they will not defend our nation from him. The other thing, Robert Mueller needs to find a way to indict Donald Trump without an impeachment because the Republican congress will not do their job.

Creative notes: I drew this cartoon Sunday afternoon. I drew the rough, took a nap, then woke up and completed the cartoon. I went out to watch the Super Bowl instead of publishing it because I was working on something else while I was working on the cartoon.

Here’s the thing: A new feature is coming. It’s going to be a companion piece to the cartoons, much like my columns. I teased about it on social media and now I’m teasing you.

I wrote that it scares me and some people took that as in it’s dangerous or crosses lines. It doesn’t really do that. It’s scary in that it intimidates me with the tech I have to learn. I’m getting old and I’m stupid and learning new things is hard. The fear is in that it’s going to expose me more to the public. Plus, it’ll make me do three things for each cartoon. Draw cartoon, write blog, new project. Like I don’t get enough sleep already.

I believe there’s nothing wrong with fear, as long as you confront it. I believe this project is worth it. I’ve set my mind on it and I’m stubborn, so it’ll be done. In fact, it’s almost there.

I have three more things to learn and then you can see it. No other cartoonist is doing this and I believe it’ll be copied, and maybe someone will do it better. What do I know? Maybe it’ll be as much of a dud as the Nunes Memo. I’m trying to undersell it and keep expectations low, even though I’m putting a lot of work into this.

But, like I said on social media, if you like my cartoons, the columns, and my overall weirdness, then you’re probably going to like the new feature. I hope you check it out…when it gets here. I’m more curious than anyone else could be about how it turns out.

I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s a challenge to make a career out of this. So your support (if you can) is appreciated. Want to help me continue to create cartoons and keep doing what I’m doing (pissing off conservatives)? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through PayPal. Every $40 donation will receive a signed print (please specify which print you want or I won’t mail one). All donations will receive my eternal gratitude

The FISA Flap


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As Gwen Stefani once sang, “this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!” Republicans forsaking national security, defending a ridiculous man who may have been a spy for Russia, ignoring further attacks by Vladimir Putin, and putting all their eggs into a memo that is a total dud, to support a president who is a liar and a dishonorable human being, is bananas.

There’s a reason I’m a liberal. Not a Democrat, a liberal. Being a liberal means I don’t have to lie, mislead, or leave out information when I discuss an issue. Conservatives can’t do that. This FISA memo is proof. If you’re a Republican then you probably stopped reading above at “bananas.”

After two weeks of hype, promotion, and hashtagging “release the memo,” Republicans have finally released THE memo. This memo is supposed to expose the FBI and Justice Department of having vendettas against Donald Trump and throwing ethics out the window to dethrone him. It’s supposed to totally wipe out the investigations looking into his collusion with Russia. It would shut up every Trump critic. It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for Trump and everyone Mueller is investigating.

This memo is supposed to give Trump support to fire Assistant Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, FBI Director Anthony Wray, and Special Counsel Robert Mueller. It doesn’t do that. The memo does not show any corruption at the FBI or Justice Department. In fact, it doesn’t even allege any crimes were committed.

This memo was supposed to show that the FBI improperly obtained four FISA warrants against Carter Page, a foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign who was on the FBI’s radar since 2013 for his involvement with Russia. As it turns out, Carter Page isn’t the only useful idiot for Putin. Lobbyists pay millions every year to own Congressmen. Putin got Devin Nunes for free.

Republicans in Congress and Trump defied objections from the Justice Department and FBI about releasing the memo. Those agencies said the memo wasn’t accurate or entirely factual. It would expose classified information. Republicans and Trump said hell to all that and threw national security out the window for this partisan game. They decided to vanquish their reputations and being judged in the future as the Joe McCarthy’s of the Trump era. They’re doing all this to expose the injustice and unfairness delivered on someone who may be a Russian spy, Carter Page, the Gilligan of Russian spies.

Former FBI Director James Comey, fired by Trump for not pledging his personal loyalty and ending the investigation into Michael Flynn, tweeted, “That’s it? Dishonest and misleading memo wrecked the House intel committee, destroyed trust with Intelligence Community, damaged relationship with FISA court, and inexcusably exposed classified investigation of an American citizen. For what? DOJ & FBI must keep doing their jobs.” For what, indeed. Comey also tweeted earlier, “not a lot of schools and streets named after Joe McCarthy.”

Republicans argued the public needs all the information, and then they voted against allowing the Democrats to release their own memo refuting this fake memo and pointing out all the facts it conveniently omits. Republicans said politics needs to be taken out of it as they leaked excerpts of it to Fox News.

In fact, Sean Hannity has been advising Donald Trump on the memo. Hannity took to the air on Friday evening and called for all charges against Paul Manafort and Michael Flynn to be dropped. Trump was caught on a hot mic after the State of the Union speech telling a fellow Republican that he had every intention to release the memo, even though he hadn’t read it yet. Devin Nunes, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee and the troll who wrote the memo, did not read the FISA warrants, the applications to get them, or any underlying documents. Basically, the guy wrote a book report without reading the book.

Then, the House committee sent the memo to Trump and the White House said he took several hours to read it. Several hours to read a three and a half page memo. Keep in mind that applications for a FISA warrant, which Republicans didn’t read regarding Carter Page, can be from 50 to 100 pages. This memo is a guide on defending treason for dummies.

Part of the argument of this memo is that wrongdoing can only be exposed by people loyal to Trump.  So they had a guy who was on the Trump transition team write the memo. These are the same guys who held 57 hearings on Benghazi and came up with nothing. The promises they made about then about the Benghazi hearings sound a lot like the promises they’re making today about this memo.

This memo is three and a half pages of saying the FBI improperly spied on a Russian spy. It argues that the FBI used biased information, the infamous dossier written by former British MI6 agent Christopher Steele, commissioned by Fusion GPS and paid for by the Clinton campaign. And, in the last paragraph, the memo states that the FBI’s investigation into Carter Page began with George Papadopoulos, not the dossier. They inadvertently debunked their own argument in their own memo.

Papadopoulos told an Australian diplomat in a London bar that the Russians had dirt on Hillary Clinton and would be sharing it with the Trump campaign. The Australian diplomat then told the FBI. Think about that. An Australian diplomat had more concern for the national security of the United States than anyone on the Trump campaign.  Apparently, he has more concern for it than anyone in the Republican Party or at Fox News.

The memo also clears the FBI in that it doesn’t allege any actual crimes. No laws were broken.

Republicans are arguing that FISA warrants were obtained without the judges being told that some of the sources the FBI was using were from Trump opponents. They fail to mention that four separate judges approved these warrants over time, so the dossier may not have been used for each of the warrants. They also don’t know all the information used to obtain the warrants as the Republicans haven’t read the applications. Also, there’s give and take in verbal discussions with the FISA court judges. Republicans don’t know what was included in those discussions.

As for using the dossier to obtain a warrant for surveillance on a possible spy, so what? Remember when Russia was hacking the DNC and Republicans ignored where the information came from? They said what was in the emails is what’s important, not how they were obtained. From the same department of hypocrisy comes, Republicans exposing classified information after spending years attacking Hillary Clinton’s email server as a risk of exposing classified information.

The thing is, you always use information from biased people when obtaining warrants. Unfortunately, not all snitches can be nuns and librarians. It is standard practice not to mention names of sources in these applications, though the judges were told the information from the dossier was from people opposed to Donald Trump.

Also, keep in mind that this “horrible” dossier hasn’t been debunked. A third of it has been borne out. Nothing in the entire dossier, even the pee tape thing, has been proven wrong or to be a lie.

Republicans, who argue this makes Watergate looks like stealing a Snickers bar, haven’t gained anything from this memo. Russians have though, as they now have the dates each of those FISA warrants were obtained. They can now put two and two together and figure out when the FBI was onto them, and perhaps nail their sources. They can also use information in this memo to improve their spying capabilities. The three and a half pages give more to Putin than it does to Trump.

I read a few posts by Trump supporters today, and they were outraged by what was in the memo while ignoring what the memo actually said or maybe they hadn’t actually read it. But, they all believe from this memo that Obama authorized spying on the Trump campaign. No. Obama didn’t authorize any of this. The spying was not on the Trump campaign. It was on Carter Page, who was a member of the Trump campaign. If you don’t want the FBI spying on members of your campaign team, then perhaps don’t staff it with Russian spies.

Looking at the Republican reaction and reading the actual memo leads me to believe that the pages could have been blank and the GOP would have screamed it proves corruption at the FBI.

The FISA warrants were not about Donald Trump. They were about Carter Page. For the Republicans to be right about this, then the FBI has to be wrong about pursuing a Russian spy. Which again, deflects from an important fact: The Trump campaign hired a Russian agent to work as a foreign policy adviser on their campaign. The House Intelligence Committee should write a memo explaining why everyone in the Trump campaign had connections with Russia.

There are a few hanging questions with this memo. Did Trump or the White House have input on it? When asked, Devin Nunes refused to answer. Did Republicans talk to Carter Page about this? Last August, Carter Page told Chris Hayes of MSNBC that Paul Ryan would release stuff about the warrant and clear his name. Carter Page, the idiot, was right about Paul Ryan allowing something to come out. How did Page know this?

Devin Nunes told Fox News that this is phase one, and there will be more memos. Like most sequels, the next will probably have the same impact as Sharknado 2.

One thing that has been ignored with all this attention on a sloppy memo is the fact that Donald Trump has decided not to enact sanctions against Russia. Sanctions he signed. Sanctions Congress authorized by a 419-3 vote.

Republicans have proven they’ll put party over country, and personality over country. They’ll sell out their ethics and national security for a spy like Carter Page.

Now that the Republicans have fired their best shot, the FBI, the DOJ, and the Special Counsel can proceed with their investigations. The memo showed they’re doing their jobs. If this was the GOP’s best shot to discredit our intelligence agencies, they fired a blank. They put everything they had into this dud.

Republicans have proven they should not be in control of Congress. They don’t put the safety of our nation first. They will allow Russians to infect our elections all in the name of saving Dear Leader. Sycophants aren’t to be trusted. Congress has to be taken away from them. America first, my ass.

I propose we give the Inglourious Basterds treatment with tattoos to the bastards who support Trump. That way, in the future they can’t deny they did this shit or supported it, and we can see them coming.

I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s a challenge to make a career out of this. So your support (if you can) is appreciated. Want to help me continue to create cartoons and keep doing what I’m doing (pissing off conservatives)? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through PayPal. Every $40 donation will receive a signed print (please specify which print you want or I won’t mail one). All donations will receive my eternal gratitude

FISA Memo


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During the Obama presidency, Republican wingnuts perpetuated conspiracy theories that he was out to destroy America and would never leave office when his terms were up. Without any actual evidence to base these beliefs, they shat out one flimsy reason after another.

He was born in Kenya. His birth certificate is a forgery. Nobody knew him in college. He’s a Muslim. He’s a communist. He supports terrorists. He’s coming to take our guns and give them to Mexican drug cartels. His preacher is a black anarchist. He hates white people. His wife has biceps. He enunciates words. He apologizes for America. He plays too much golf. He criticizes cops when they shoot unarmed black men, teenagers, and children. He wants us to have health insurance and eat healthily. His real dad was Frank M. Davis. He invaded Texas and annexed it as a part of the United States. Bill Ayers is his ghostwriter. He caused the BP oil spill. He killed Andrew Breitbart. He killed Scalia. He put mustard on a cheeseburger. He wears mom jeans. He’s the Antichrist. He’s a lizard overlord. He eats kale.

Each of those was code for “he’s black.”

Monday, the Trump administration and the Republican sycophants in Congress who put the Rule of Trump before the Rule of Law, took further steps to dismantle the American Republic.

Andrew McCabe stepped down as Deputy Director of the FBI on Monday after months of being bullied by Trump and increasing pressure from Christopher Wray, the FBI Director appointed by Trump. According to sources, Wray was talking about demoting McCabe until his retirement in March.

According to other sources, after Trump fired James Comey as director, he called McCabe, who was acting-director, to chew him out for allowing Comey to fly back to Washington on a government jet, as he was in Los Angeles at the time he was fired. Apparently, if your job takes you out of town, fires you while you’re out of town, you should have to walk home. He also told McCabe to ask his wife, who had lost a campaign for Virginia state senate, how it felt to be a loser. Someone should ask Trump’s wife how it feels to be married to a guy who pays off porn stars.

He also asked McCabe during an introductory meeting in the Oval Office who he had voted for in the presidential election.

It was McCabe’s wife’s campaign as a Democrat that Trump and Republicans used to attack him. She received nearly $500,000 from a super PAC linked to Hillary Clinton and Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe. According to Republicans, if you have any political opinions then you are unqualified to do any job in government service, except sit in Congress.

Trump asked Comey for loyalty. He asked Comey to drop his investigation into Michael Flynn after he knew Flynn had lied to the FBI. Trump fired Comey, forced out McCabe, questioned Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ loyalty and has talked about replacing him. Trump is purging the FBI and seeking to turn it into his own personal protection agency.

New York Times Columnist David Leonhardt laid out an Article of Impeachment against Donald Trump. Mr. Leonhardt lays out ten items where Trump has tried to subvert a federal investigation. I think he went kinda light.

The Republican toadies in Congress are doing all they can to protect Trump. They have turned their Congressional investigation of Russia’s meddling in our election into a forum to protect Trump. They don’t ask about the Trump campaign’s involvement. They don’t question the fact he hasn’t enacted the sanctions against Russia they passed. Instead, they write stupid memos based on conspiracy theories.

The Republicans voted Monday night (grrr, Mondays) to release a secret memo containing classified information, despite the Justice Department asking them not to release this it. The basis of the memo accuses the FBI and Justice Department of misusing their authority to obtain a secret surveillance order on a former Trump campaign associate.

The Republicans wrote the memo, so it’s not like they found this trove of information discrediting our intelligence agencies. They’ve made it all up themselves. Democrats say the memo uses cherry-picked facts assembled with little or no context. Monday, Representative Jim Jordan said the Clinton dossier was their paying Russians to meddle in our election. Listening to that sort of logic makes me believe the Democrats are right.

I’m going to steal and tweak a line from the TV show Scrubs. Republicans are bastard covered bastards with a bastard cream filling.

The memo is attacking Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein for signing off on extending the application to continue the surveillance of Carter Page, a Trump subordinate who federal agents believe was working as a Russian spy. Instead of going after the spy, Republicans are targeting the people in our government trying to protect our nation from Russian spies. Bastard cream filling, people.

Rosenstein oversees the Special Counsel’s investigation into Trump’s collusion with Russia, and now, obstruction of justice. Trump and Republicans are now going after Rosenstein. This is the Saturday night massacre in slow motion, except with more bastards.

Democrats wrote their own memo to counter the Republican’s, but Republicans, being bastards, voted against its release. Republicans argue that Americans need all the information while voting against giving Americans all the information. Releasing classified information will also tell our allies that we’re running a crazy house, and they shouldn’t share intel with us ever again, at least not while the inmates are running the asylum. Don’t share intelligence with bastards who don’t have any.

These sycophants releasing classified information for all the world to see are the same idiots who screamed about Hillary’s email server containing classified info.

Our nation is in danger and the greatest threat isn’t Russians or terrorists. It’s Republican bastards.

Quite frankly, I don’t think November can get here soon enough.

I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s a challenge to make a career out of this. So your support (if you can) is appreciated. Want to help me continue to create cartoons and keep doing what I’m doing (pissing off conservatives)? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through PayPal. Every $40 donation will receive a signed print (please specify which print you want or I won’t mail one). All donations will receive my eternal gratitude

Pod People


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There are a lot of things I don’t get. Some things are just so out of reach for me that I’m not even going to try to understand. Like, an old man wouldn’t try to understand Kajagoogoo in the 1980s. I would have gone for a more relative reference, but I’m too old for current crappy musical trends.

Take planking for instance. This was a thing a few years ago and I never understood it, and I might have tried for ten seconds to figure it out before I moved on with my life. What’s planking? I’m not sure I understand it enough to even give a description, but here goes.

Basically, it’s laying still, very stiffly, in strange places, like hanging between two tables…or in traffic. Yes, people did this. It seemed like a great way to combine laziness and danger into one useless activity. If you can describe it better, then please, post it in the comments.

There’s a new stupid thing you’ve probably heard about. It’s called the “Tide Pod Challenge.” Before we get to the challenge, there may be a few of you who don’t even know what a Tide Pod is. OK, guys, it’s laundry detergent. It’s in a plastic-like wrapper that you, or people who actually do laundry, throw in with their dirty clothes instead of pouring liquid detergent into the machine. The wrapper apparently vanishes, just like Republican dignity. I like them. I don’t use the Tide ones as I found some Gain “Flings” on sale.

The Tide Pod Challenge is kinda like the Ice Bucket Challenge of a few years ago, except where that challenge was raising money for charity, this challenge is exclusive to stupid people. They are eating the pods. Yes. You heard that correctly. People are eating laundry detergent. They are kinda cute and nifty looking. Appetizing? I don’t think so.

While your mother may not have killed you by washing your mouth out with soap when you said “fudge” as a kid (the Queen Elizabeth of all dirty words), eating laundry detergent can kill you, or at the very least, mess you up seriously. I don’t get it. I don’t understand it. It just doesn’t make any sort of sense to me at all. But, it does make more sense than Republicans who deflect for Donald Trump.

People, like Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, Donald Trump, and several Republican members of Congress are going on about a “secret society” within the FBI. Previously, the conspiracy theorists were going on about the “deep state.” This is Tide-Pod-Challenge stupid, which still isn’t as dumb as the conspiracies Trump believes in.

The GOP in Congress has been way more concerned with deflecting from investigations into his campaign’s collusion with Russia and his obstruction of justice than with defending our nation or finding the truth. Do you remember when Republicans were all about defending our nation from Russians and supporting law enforcement?

Donald Trump fired the Director of the FBI after he refused to pledge his loyalty to him and drop the agency’s investigation into Michael Flynn. He asked the acting-Director who he voted for. He’s asked other people in intelligence agencies to kill investigations into him and his surrogates. According to news today, Trump asked James Comey to drop the investigation into Flynn the day after he learned Flynn lied to the FBI.

Trump is trying to purge the FBI and create it into his own personal protection agency. He’s complained about Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ decision to recuse himself from overseeing the Special Counsel and has said he wouldn’t have appointed him if he knew beforehand that he would do that. His idea of draining the swamp is to turn the Justice Department into an agency that protects him and defends his corruption.

This does not concern Republicans at all. What does concern them is a make-believe society within the government trying to overthrow the president. They are basing this belief on the texts between two FBI agents who disliked Trump. One of them joked in a text about having a meeting of their “secret society.” The GOP probably also believes there’s a double-secret probation.

A lot of these text messages have vanished and the blame is being placed upon Samsung. Samsung is defending itself, but as an owner of several Samsung products…yeah. Your Samsung device can make shit disappear without any warning. I have had texts delete between me and a contact as new texts are written on a Samsung Galaxy. And, Fifty music demos, Samsung. FIFTY!!!!

Trump has tweeted about the missing text messages. Why doesn’t he just ask Russia to find them?

The GOP is now waging a campaign about releasing the FISA Memo. What new absurd nonsense is this shit? Republicans are upset that FBI agents used details from the Christopher Steele dossier (paid for by Democrats) as part of their argument to obtain a FISA warrant. The problem with this is, so what? Law enforcement will use anything to get a warrant. The information to get a warrant is usually accusations. It doesn’t mean anything. You use the information to convince a judge that a warrant is warranted.

The Republicans are shouting for a memo written about the FISA warrant to be released. Who wrote this memo? Republicans. Who won’t release it? Republicans. The Republicans who have seen it won’t even let other Republicans see it while screaming about how the public can’t see it. That eating Tide Pods thing is looking less and less like the dumbest new thing this week.

It was written by Devin Nunes, who is chairing the House’s investigation into the Russian Collusion thing. Nunes has made a habit of running to the White House every time he gets information on the case. Now, he’s written this memo that will supposedly destroy the FBI’s case. It’s being championed by such stalwarts of jurisprudence as Trey Gowdy and Bob Goodlatte. Forgive me if my expectations on this memo becoming anything more than another Republican distraction and talking point are low.

Believing Republican bullshit is dumber than eating Tide Pods, and will cause greater brain damage.

I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s a challenge to make a career out of this. So your support (if you can) is appreciated. Want to help me continue to create cartoons and keep doing what I’m doing (pissing off conservatives)? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through PayPal. Every $40 donation will receive a signed print (please specify which print you want or I won’t mail one). All donations will receive my eternal gratitude