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Donald Trump's demand that a Special Master be appointed to the declassification case is now backfiring in his fat orange stupid face. Trump's legal team waited several weeks after the FBI seized stolen government documents, many of them classified, from Mar-a-Lago, his country club in South Florida ripe for bedbugs and spies from hostile nations.... Continue Reading →
Mike Lindell, a former crackhead who now sells shitty pillows and absurd conspiracy theories was served with a subpoena this week and had his cell phone seized by the FBI. How do we know this? Because Mike Lindell told us and displayed a picture of the subpoena on his online TV show, which I just... Continue Reading →
This is my concern...or another one of my concerns. If a Trump-appointed judge can install a Special Master to go over every single document the FBI seized from Trump's bedbug-ridden country club (MAGA-Lard-O is it?) to decide what the Justice Department can and can't use as evidence (mostly can't here), then who will she pick?... Continue Reading →
A federal judge intervened yesterday in the case of Donald Trump stealing government documents, many of which are classified, and appointed an independent arbiter, known as a "Special Master," to review the over 11,000 documents to determine which should be deemed attorney/client privilege and executive privilege. On paper, this sounds fair. Golly gee wilikers, this... Continue Reading →
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. You'll probably find alligators and not crocodiles at Mar-a-Lago, but there are some crocs in the most-southern part of Florida and they're moving north. Hopefully, they'll be hungry by the time they make it to Mar-a-Lago. When Donald Trump and his legal team requested a Special Master to be a third... Continue Reading →
Republicans, MAGAts, goons, and troglodytes have been clamoring for the release of the affidavit that led to the FBI's search of Mar-a-Lago earlier this month, believing it would prove the "raid" was political, personal, illegitimate, and illegal. You know, all the things they've claimed without any proof. And they got it. Yesterday, the Justice Department... Continue Reading →
With the kinda-sorta retirement of Dr. Anthony Fauci, Republicans are going to need a new boogieman. They probably have it in Attorney General Merrick Garland. And just like they did with Dr. Fauci, they'll do it by vilifying and making a bunch of horrible shit up to the point that his life will be in... Continue Reading →
Sometimes I'm asked by people in the real world (like in person and not on social media), "why are you a liberal?". I'll also occasionally get, "Why can't you be conservative?". The reason I'm a liberal and I can't be a conservative is for several reasons. I don't think cruelty is funny. I have empathy.... Continue Reading →
For only the second time in his life, Mike Pence committed a noble act and called on his Republican Party to stop attacking the FBI. But I think Mike Pence forgets this is the same party that called for his hanging after he committed the first noble act of his life. When Mike Pence refused... Continue Reading →
Elected officials from city councils to the presidency are supposed to represent their entire constituencies, whether they voted for them or not. A president should be president even to those who hate him. Donald Trump has only represented one constituency, angry racist white people. He doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else, and quite... Continue Reading →
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