Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump brought his locker room talk to his rallies this week. First he called his accusers “horrible,” “sick” and “phony,” and then he insinuated they're not attractive enough for him to violate. What a moral and upstanding defense. Regarding Jessica Leeds, who has accused Trump of groping her on a flight, he said “Yeah, I’m gonna... Continue Reading →
I have a friend name Jams. Really, her name is Jams. She's weird like me and an amazing artist, unlike me, so you automatically know she's cool. She sent me a note that I should do something on all the Trump freaks who are calling for a repeal of the 19th Amendment. I was shocked.... Continue Reading →
Whoever did not see this coming needs to go sit in the corner and remain silent until Thanksgiving. Election 2016 just went scorched Earth. Reports came out last night of four women accusing Donald Trump of forcibly groping and kissing them. If you're attempting to eat a meal you might want to stop reading at... Continue Reading →
Do you eat Cheetos? Well, probably a lot less over the past year than you used to. Suddenly, I've lost any desire for them. But I have eaten more than my share of Cheetos in my life. The one thing you learn is that they're messy. You get that processed Cheeto cheese dust on your... Continue Reading →
What's scarier than Donald Trump not knowing that presidents do not appoint special prosecutors to punish their political opponents? Donald Trump knowing it. Donald Trump entered Sunday night's debate with a very low bar and he began the evening by crawling under it. Trump held a news conference before the event with several of Bill... Continue Reading →
I feel a little bad using "Taxman" from The Beatles for this cartoon. The Beatles were brilliant song writers (except for Ringo) and Trump is only a brilliant con man. It's not the first time Donald Trump had a rough week. The week after the Republican National Convention Trump squandered any momentum he may have... Continue Reading →
Newspaper endorsements don't really help politicians or sway elections. Even endorsements from other politicians don't persuade voters. What they do is give reason to vote, or not to vote, for a particular candidate and shows the direction the person, newspaper, union, organization, etc., wants the country to move toward. A lot of times it's not... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is a pig and a bore. During the debate Hillary Clinton brought up Trump's derogatory comments toward women in the past. After Alicia Machado won Trump's 1996 Miss Universe pageant Trump engaged in a shaming campaign against her. He was disappointed in her weight gain and referred to her as "Miss Piggy" and... Continue Reading →
How bad did Donald Trump do at the first presidential debate against Democrat Hillary Clinton? The Mexican Peso increased in value by two points. In fact, markets world-wide have gone up in reaction over Trump's dismal pouty performance. The entire planet is anticipating a Trump electoral defeat. Before the debate everyone was asking which Donald... Continue Reading →
Texas Senator and former and future presidential candidate Ted Cruz just endorsed Donald Trump. At the Republican convention in Cleveland Cruz drew much condemnation for not endorsing Trump and saying that every voter has to follow their conscience. It turns out,Ted Cruz doesn't have one. Donald Trump has insulted Ted by giving him the clever... Continue Reading →
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