Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Proponents of a flag burning Amendment say the Founding Fathers didn't envision people burning flags. They probably didn't envision people owning Uzis either. On Monday night Donald Trump watched something on Fox News about a guy burning a flag at a college in Massachusetts. Because he's easily led and has impulse control issues Trump tweeted... Continue Reading →
It's bad enough having to listen to Trump nuts at family dinners, your local tavern, on the internet, Fox News, etc. Imagine getting stuck next to one on an airplane. One such passenger seated next to a Trump fanatic whipped out her camera and made a video of the guy standing in the aisle shouting... Continue Reading →
So I had two ideas on Fidel Castro's death and I wanted to draw both of them. I was thinking how funny it was that Castro survived eleven U.S. presidents and when he finally goes our president is Cheeto Potentate. Did you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to the... Continue Reading →
I have one newspaper client in South Carolina. When they read the first panel of this cartoon they'll probably think "hey, alright. He did something on our governor" and then they'll hit the next panel and say "oh god no." Sometimes I like to tease my readers on social media on what my next cartoon... Continue Reading →
JaMarcus Russell was a star quarterback for LSU. He was thought of so highly that the Oakland Raiders made him their number one draft pick, number one overall, in the 2007 draft, and signed him for $68 million. Russell loved the NFL money and lifestyle but the man didn't have any interest in learning how... Continue Reading →
Among all the stupid and idiotic issues Donald Trump ran on the promise of jailing his political opponent was the dumbest. First, it's illegal. It was one of the Articles of Impeachment written up for Richard Nixon, and yet Trump ran on it. He was promising to be impeached. Second, it's not what we do.... Continue Reading →
With Alabama Senator and Elmer Fudd lookalike Jefferson Beauregard Sessions becoming Attorney General, that department's "justice" will only be in the name. Even his name is kinda racist. This guy probably snores the n-word (I stole that joke). Sessions has voiced hostility toward the department for not defending a federal ban on gay marriage. Look... Continue Reading →
Vice President-elect Mike Pence decided to expand his culture a bit and attend the Broadway musical "Hamilton." He was booed by the audience and then he received a lecture from the cast at the end of the show. The cast asked Pence to work on behalf of all Americans. Gee. If a Midwestern homophobe can't... Continue Reading →
After appointing white nationalist Steve Bannon as his chief strategist Donald Trump has decided to name Islamophobe Lt. General Michael Flynn as his foreign policy adviser. You would think a guy with the temperament of Donald Trump would seek a calmer, smoother individual for this position, but no. He's selected a guy who led chants of... Continue Reading →
One of my newspaper clients is the New York Observer. They have been with me for a while and have been a very good client. They communicate with me occasionally, they don't badger about my subjects, and they pay their bill. I really hate to call them out but they're owned by Jared Kushner. Mr.... Continue Reading →
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