Jimmy Kimmel used the monologue of his talk show on ABC Monday night to talk about his newborn son. It was a frightening story that had a happy ending. Shortly after his son was born it was discovered that he had heart defects and needed emergency surgery. Kimmel was very emotional in telling his story,... Continue Reading →
Friends In Low Places
Donald Trump has a thing for fascists, strongmen, bullies, and just all-around terrible people. He gets hot flashes over Russia's president Vladimir Putin. He calls Turkey's president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to congratulate him on his recent power grab. He held a reception for Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of Egypt who gained power through a coup.... Continue Reading →
Bang Bang Babies
Several world leaders have already had the displeasure of meeting with Donald Trump. I feel especially bad for China's president, Xi Jinping, as that poor bastard has to meet with Trump and Kim Jong Un of North Korea. For years the world has been afraid of an ill-tempered, irrational, immature tyrant with ridiculous hair who... Continue Reading →
Driving Miss Crazy
One of my conservative Facebook friends, with all due respect, is an idiot. He shared a link to a Politico article which reported House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes' declaration that members of Donald Trump’s transition team, possibly including Trump himself, were under inadvertent surveillance following November’s presidential election. My "friend" posted that this was "awkward" for... Continue Reading →
Outrageous Distractions
Before FBI director James Comey's hearing before Congress, Donald Trump decided to start tweeting about his Russia connections. He tweeted from his personal account, @RealDonaldTrump, that the Russia story was "fake" news. James Clapper and others stated that there is no evidence POTUS colluded with Russia. It's a fake story the Democrats are pushing as... Continue Reading →
Secret Service Slackers
The Trump White House operates with the judgement and ethics that's usually only seen in used-car dealerships and trial lawyers who also work as locksmiths. Everyone knew General Michael Flynn had traded in his once-respected military reputation to be a partisan joke for Donald Trump. It's not often you see a United States general leading "lock... Continue Reading →
Blocking Bigoted Brackets
No matter how much Trump and his band of goons adjust and modify their bigotry, federal courts continue to deny them from making their hatred U.S. law. After No. 45's first ban on Muslims from select countries was knocked down by federal courts, he went back to the drawing board. This time he put a... Continue Reading →
Fearless
Wednesday, which was International Women's Day, a four foot bronze statue of a girl with her fists on her hips appeared on Wall Street. She's facing the iconic 7,000-pound "Charging Bull." She's been dubbed "Fearless Girl" and she's a hit on social media. She already has her own Wikipedia page. She was placed there by an... Continue Reading →
Madly Manly Men
Yes. Donald Trump might be insane. I'm just kidding. There's no "might" about it. Watching his rants is reminiscent of Charlie Sheen's very public meltdown from a few years ago. The only difference is that Sheen might have been a bit more coherent and he wasn't sober. Watching Trump meltdown in fits of rage, making... Continue Reading →
Voice
During Donald Trump's State of the Disunion address to Congress last week he unveiled a new plan to unleash tyranny on people who are not the right color. That is, those who are not the white color. The new program is called VOICE, which is an acronym for Victims Of Immigration Crime Engagement office, and... Continue Reading →