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The worst thing a member of the Trump administration can do in the eyes of Donald Trump and his cult is to tell a fact. The real crime is contradicting Donald Trump and pointing out he's wrong, but since everything he says is a lie, telling any fact contradicts Donald Trump. Whatever Donald Trump believes,... Continue Reading →
Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →
If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →
Fact: Everybody who has died from the coronavirus was going to die eventually anyway. Honestly, I expect Fox News to pick that up and run with it. The new conservative Trump cult fucknut talking point is that covid-19 is being given too much credit for killing people. Fox News and others are pointing out that... Continue Reading →
We're about to have some fun. I mean, if the White House brings back the daily press briefings (not these daily mini-MAGA rallies disguised as coronavirus briefings where Donald Trump talks for two hours about how much people are appreciating him yet not appreciating him enough, lies, and screams at reporters for asking legitimate questions),... Continue Reading →
If Donald Trump suggests you take a specific pill and it doesn't look like Bamm-Bamm, don't take it. In an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David is visiting someone in a hospital when he stops a doctor to ask about a spot on his back. The doc tells him it's nothing and to just... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I posted another Jared cartoon on Monday, but I drew this one first. I created this Friday for CNN and it ran Sunday. I did make both versions of Jared the same except I... Continue Reading →
We went over some of this last week, but let's hit a few points again. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refused to issue a stay-at-home order. Hell, he even refused to shut down the state's beaches. Now, there are reports of over spring breakers with covid-19 who spread out across the nation to inflict it upon... Continue Reading →
Last week, I only drew nine roughs and only two of those grew up to be real boys, er, cartoons. I had been meaning to do something on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. This is what I gave CNN. I wanted to add "Fat Tuesday" and directly underneath it, "Fat Chicks," but I thought that... Continue Reading →
The Trump administration is now encouraging everyone to wear face masks. They don't protect you as much as they protect other people, but it's another step in getting rid of this virus so we can return to our normal lives. Even though the scientists and doctors in his administration endorse masks, Donald Trump says he... Continue Reading →
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