In case you don't know, Rand Paul has tested positive for the coronavirus. He's the first senator to test positive and most likely, not the last. Especially since Rand Paul was the first. While waiting for his test results, Rand worked out in the Senate gym and swam in the Senate pool. He also met... Continue Reading →
Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. It really boggled my mind Saturday that Mike Pence was on a podium with the President (sic) of the United States, along with a dozen other people, including Dr. Anthony Fauci, sharing a microphone,... Continue Reading →
Famous Last Words
If you want to, feel free to print this out and use a Sharpie to write the names of yourself and significant other on these characters. Don't use the Sharpie as a weapon. We're day 6 in the federal government's request that we self-isolate. Have you killed anyone yet? I'm fortunate in that I live... Continue Reading →
Bouncy Bouncy Beach Bums
Everybody is stressing out over this pandemic. The concern goes beyond getting sick ourselves, or our loved ones being stricken with Covid-19. We're worried about life as we know it. We're worried about our income, homes, jobs. We're worried about so much more than running out of toilet paper. We're worried about being able to... Continue Reading →
Trump, Tropes, And Trots
Yesterday, I had a Trump supporter tell me to "stop playing the blame game" and stop blaming "President" (sic) Trump. Three days ago, this idiot posted on Facebook that the coronavirus pandemic is a conspiracy. I get asked occasionally, "Why don't you unfriend these hateful and stupid people?" Because I want to know the latest... Continue Reading →
MAGA Socialism
Isn't it funny that everything Republicans complain about turns around and bites them in the ass? Isn't it funny that they don't have any principles? For decades, they proclaimed they were about family values and wouldn't support any candidate who appeared unethical or messed around on his wife. Today, nope. In fact, many believe Donald... Continue Reading →
Jump For Trump
Yesterday, Donald Trump gave another press conference on the coronavirus. This time, he tried to appear more somber and adultlike. He even said the media was doing a good job. Then, the stock market dropped nearly 3,000 points, which was the market's worse day since Black Monday in 1987. And there's no wonder why the... Continue Reading →
Trumpy Takes A Test
Despite hanging out with multiple Trump cultists and shitweasels who may be infected with the coronavirus, and several who definitely are, Donald Trump was reluctant about taking a test to see if maybe he had contracted the virus. He told us he wasn't worried about being in contact with people who had the virus because... Continue Reading →
TP America
Funny thing. When Donald Trump picked Mike Pence as his running mate, the first Trump/Pence logo involved the initials "TP." This was probably decided by the same idiots who created the Tea Party and were totally surprised they acquired the nickname "teabaggers." And then totally surprised to learn what a "teabagger" was (I had to... Continue Reading →
Corona Closure
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I don't have much to add to this so I'm going to give you a little treat. Someone commented under someone else's reshare of one of my cartoons. What he did was provide a... Continue Reading →