I wrote such a long column yesterday that today you're not going to get one. Enjoy the cartoon.
Fun With Tasers
Politically-Correct Wussies
Every time conservatives moan about political correctness someone like Ben Carson comes along and says liberal speech at public universities should be eliminated. The Right says people shouldn't be so sensitive about the Confederate flag or racist insults but they get all butt hurt if you say "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas." What's up with... Continue Reading →
A Caffeinated War On Christmas
It's very bizarre to me that the group who says people should stop being so easily offended and politically correct goes ballistic when they receive a cup with nothing on it. Sometimes we're a really dumb country. One presidential candidate brags about attacking his mother with a hammer and trying to stab another relative while another... Continue Reading →
Lies! Lies! Lies! Yeah!
How ridiculous is it that a candidate's argument that he's an honest man, is that he's telling the truth when he says he really attacked his mother with a hammer? Let's take him at his word on that one and believe he really did attack his mother with a hammer. OK, Dr. Carson. I believe... Continue Reading →
Ben Carson And A Grain Of Truth
There's something going on with Ben Carson. Liberals are playing with theories. They range from the man is brilliant but maybe an idiot savant, he only knows one thing but he knows it's really well, he's a freaking idiot, he's a sociopath. Carson supporters tend to ignore it. News came out Dr. Carson stated seven... Continue Reading →
Houston, We Have A Toilet
It's not every day I get to draw people sitting on toilets. Newspaper editors typically frown on bathroom humor. I hate scapegoating. I really hate fear mongering and scaring the population as a technique to drum up votes. I am not comparing anyone to Nazis, but we all know that's what they did. They didn't... Continue Reading →
Boots On The Ground
Obama has stated 16 times that the United States would not put "boots on the ground" in Syria. In each of those 16 times he used the term "boots on the ground." Now they're putting boots on the ground while stating it's not actually boots on the ground. That's going to take a lot of... Continue Reading →
Crazy Uncle
Sometimes the crazy uncle isn't living in an attic wearing a tin foil hat. But they're out there listening to Rush, watching Fox News, and believing Obama is coming for their guns and he'll destroy the Constitution to serve a third term. They consider themselves Patriots and they support our troops while wanting militia members... Continue Reading →
Jeb Punches Down
Did you witness the verbal smack down Marco Rubio laid on Jeb Bush during the last debate? The funny thing is, Rubio didn't go after Bush. Bush went after him but Marco was ready. And sure, Rubio is full of all sorts of crap but he really did well on style, plus tearing into Jeb... Continue Reading →
The Seattle Times
Yes. I'm drawing for The Seattle Times. We're doing this on a trial basis to see how it works out. Cross your fingers. Over a month ago I announced something really cool might be happening soon. Since then I had to wait before I could say anything else. Since this cartoon was published last Sunday... Continue Reading →
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