Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Austin Powers defeated the fembots by crossing his mojo with their mojo. Apparently, crossing mojos will make a fembot's head explode. I don't think the National Rifle Association has any mojo to cross, and their heads will be the ones doing the exploding. I am always intrigued that the loudest screamers are hypocrites and... Continue Reading →
I'm not the most tech savvy person. I bought my first iPhone several months ago and I probably only understand about ten percent of what it can do. I check out the analytics and views of my website each day, and I try to understand it. I wanted to award myself a medal when I... Continue Reading →
Just another silly little bonus cartoon for you. Enjoy. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of something that disparages, slanders, and disrespects Dear Leader and his sycophantic followers? Hopefully, you. Making a contribution supports my work and keeps the cartoons, columns, and videos coming. My income is from newspapers that... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the great negotiator, negotiated himself into a box yesterday. Trump told Senator Chuck Schumer that if he doesn't get what he wants for funding a border wall with Mexico, that he would shut the government down and take all the blame for it. He said, on camera, that he wouldn't blame Schumer or... Continue Reading →
Wanna learn something about me? Tough. You're gonna hear it anyway. Once, I was offered a job in a political campaign. Not just any position either, I was offered to be a campaign manager of a congressional campaign. You probably thought I didn't have any skill or experience in that area. You were right. It... Continue Reading →
There's a debate raging on social media whether "Baby, it's cold outside" is about rape or not. Many liberals are saying it's totally rapey and conservatives are saying it's not, and the lady has to keep the baby. Some radio stations have banned the song and now they're receiving hundreds of complaints, which is kinda... Continue Reading →
Federal prosecutors have now accused Donald Trump, who is still president of the United States by some bad joke perpetrated by the universe, of committing two felonies. What Trump did was direct his lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen to make illegal payments to a porn star and a Playmate who were threatening his presidential campaign in 2016.... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump likes to hire people he thinks look good on television. White House sources said he was hesitant about hiring John Bolton as National Security Adviser because his mustache looks ridiculous. Walruses disagree. Trump watches a lot of TV, specifically Fox & Friends. Morning schedules at the White House list the time block occupied... Continue Reading →
This cartoon first ran November 30, 2018, in The Costa Rica Star. Where do people in Costa Rica go when on vacation? I wondered the same thing about Hawaii before I moved there, and then I found out. They go to Las Vegas. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of... Continue Reading →
Contrary to what a lot of Republicans believe, people do not enter this nation illegally to take advantage of social services and vote for Democrats. They enter this country for safety and employment. Of course, it's illegal to hire undocumented workers, but for some reason, they keep coming. That's because American employers keep hiring them.... Continue Reading →
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