Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Sometimes a reader will tell me I have a really weird mind. My older sister used to tell me that on a daily basis. I really don't think there's any real importance to endorsements, yet politicians believe in them. Chris Christie was really proud of receiving the endorsement from New Hampshire's largest daily newspaper, The... Continue Reading →
Takeaways from the New Hampshire Republican Primary. First: Is Donald Trump getting oranger? I know that's grammatically incorrect. More orangish? Is he becoming more orange? The fucker's orange, ya'll. Trump had a big win. Now we'll finally see him brought down as his opponents and the media will start to focus on him. Now he'll... Continue Reading →
You would think if you want someone to lead the charge against sexism, Bill Clinton is not your man. Bill Clinton, Madeleine Albright and Gloria Steinem all made comments that Bernie Sander's supporters are sexists. There have been sexist comments from some of his supporters but it's not to the level that it's indicative of... Continue Reading →
I spent the entire day with the intention of drawing a cartoon incorporating Puppy Monkey Baby. That Superbowl commercial was more creepy than stupid. I just thought it'd be ridiculous in a cartoon. I still might use it (and a colleague beat me to it and I'm sure more will tomorrow which will make me... Continue Reading →
Chatty Cathys haven't been made since the 1950's but everyone knows what they are. It's a pretty good insult for someone who won't get off the phone...or shut up. The Rubio campaign should love this comparison. Marco Rubio is a very talented politician. Of course being a talented politician doesn't always mean you're talented at... Continue Reading →
On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →
Full disclosure: I used to work for Blockbuster and I used to screw with people by telling them they didn't rewind their DVD. Did you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through Paypal. I need to buy pens, paper,... Continue Reading →
On Thursday, Martin Shkreli, the pharma bro who jacked up the price of a potentially life-saving drug percent, testified before the Congressional House Oversight Committee. Before doing so Shkreli boasted "I would love to talk to Congress. I would berate them. I would insult them." Shkreli got his change and totally clammed up. For each... Continue Reading →
There's a really stupid argument right now in Campaign 2016 and it's between the two most qualified for the presidency. No, it's not Trump angry at Ted Cruz for telling Iowa voters Ben Carson was withdrawing before they voted. It's not Chris Christie calling Marco Rubio the "Bubble Boy." It's not even Jeb Bush pleading... Continue Reading →
Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →
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