Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The day before the runoff vote in the Alabama Republican primary for the U.S. Senate, Vice-President Mike Pence was campaigning for Luther Strange. Pence said, "I stand for Luther." Being that Pence refuses to be alone in a room with a woman who is not his wife, I cracked on social media that Pence would... Continue Reading →
Between last Wednesday, September 20, and last night (Monday, September 25), Donald Trump tweeted once about Hurricane Maria hitting Puerto Rico. It simply said, "We are with you and the people of Puerto Rico. Stay safe! #PRStrong." That was very nice of him, though it did come off as sort of an obligation before he... Continue Reading →
If you were fine, or silent, over the first three panels but lost your shit over the last one, then you need to take a knee. You're just as disgusting as the man-baby troglodyte who made these statements. What Donald Trump is doing is not uniting people. It's purposely being divisive to suit his own political... Continue Reading →
A lot of people were introduced to the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer" by the movie "Almost Famous." For others, it was when they fell in love with it all over again. It's the part of the film where a rock band is on their tour bus and everyone, including the band, roadies, groupies, and... Continue Reading →
I hope no one gets the impression I'm calling Republican Senators Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy "RINOs" (Republican In Name Only), or that their dangerous health-care plan is somehow a moderate proposal. I hate explaining cartoons but, the rhinoceros here is meant to represent a rhinoceros. Donald Trump tweeted that he would not support Graham-Cassidy... Continue Reading →
I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s... Continue Reading →
Sometimes, an editorial cartoonist has to suspend reality and use creative license. There is no way Donald Trump could pronounce half the words in this cartoon. Donald Trump spoke at the United Nations and said the word "sovereignty" twenty-one times. The funny thing is, he didn't mention Russia once, which is the only nation that... Continue Reading →
Even though every Trump sycophant scumbag will be replaced by another Trump sycophant scumbag after they're fired, I still want them fired. It will be an endless cycle of firing and hiring scumbags. Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Anthony Scaramucci, Michael Flynn, Stephen Miller, etc. have all been fired and replaced with brand new scumbags. Eventually,... Continue Reading →
Today, we're going to start with the basics and have a lesson on trolls. No. Not the mythological trolls who live under bridges, though some of these trolls would probably live under a bridge if that bridge was also a Wi-Fi hotspot. We're going to talk about internet trolls. Now, if you do not post... Continue Reading →
Here's a little cartoon I drew for The Costa Rica Star two weeks ago. I should have posted it last week, but I was preoccupied with hurricane news and other stuff. Costa Rica was facing the United States in the CONCACAF Gold Cup qualifying, and they won 2-0. I tried to research to explain how... Continue Reading →
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