Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
My proofreader Laura asked me if "you got it, dude" was a catchphrase from the Bob Saget sitcom "Full House." Of course, it is, but I had to look it up. I swear. I didn't even remember they were the Tanner family until this week and can't tell you a single name of any of... Continue Reading →
The anti-vaxxers with the bogus cures are now promoting another bullshit treatment. But in this case, the bullshit is urine. Seriously. Some of these idiots have ingested cleaning products made for fish tanks. Others on the advice of Donald Trump have shot bleach up their asses. Thousand upon thousands have taken medication that's for livestock.... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. When I wrote this cartoon for CNN last Thursday, I knew I would draw it whether they picked it or not. If they didn't want it, no problem as I'd draw it and send it to my... Continue Reading →
It's always disappointing to discover an athlete we've admired for years turns out to be a narcissistic condescending entitled asshole. I used to admire Brett Favre. The odds were always against him in high school, college, and when he entered the NFL. He overcame all those odds, went to two Super Bowls, winning one. We... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is a coward. He can't defend his wife. He can't defend his state. He can't defend his country. A man attacks Ted Cruz's wife. What does Ted Cruz do? He becomes a sycophant for that man. His state is ravaged by a winter freeze leaving millions without power and killing hundreds. Ted flees... Continue Reading →
Despite what Republicans say, what happened on January 6, 2021 was a terrorist attack on our nation. It was an insurrection. It was an attempt to destroy our democracy. It was an attempt to overturn an election they lost. It was a coup attempt committed by white nationalists. It was an effort to install Donald... Continue Reading →
This is not a fight between rational people who follow science and want to protect children and Republican troglodytes who are against science, mask mandates, vaccines, and villainize scientists and educators. Chicago Teachers Union voted to return to remote learning this week, shutting down public schools and sending over 330,000 students back to remote learning.... Continue Reading →
Sean Hannity's show for racist MAGAt troglodytes airs every weeknight on Fox News at 9 P.M. I know this because I asked Alexa. I sure wouldn't know from watching Fox News because I don't watch Fox News. At first, Alexa replied, "How am I supposed to know? I don't watch that shit." I also didn't... Continue Reading →
We got a little snow yesterday here in Northern Virginia. We got between 12 and 14 inches which shuts everything down in this state. Hell, half an inch closes schools, makes everyone run to the stores, and drive like idiots. It makes Virginians post photos of their lawn furniture covered in snow which makes multiple... Continue Reading →
As we approach the first anniversary of the Trump insurrection that occurred on January 6, 2021, let's reflect on the wisdom of Courtney Love who wrote the lyrics, "I want to be the girl with the most cake." Those words are in the song "Doll Parts" which is on the 1994 Hole album "Live Through... Continue Reading →
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