Arrivederci, Cheeto


The Donald Trump experiment is over and even though it's been four years, it was a failure from day one. On day one, the very first thing that a President (sic) Donald Trump did was send his spokesgoon, Sean Spicer, out to lie to the American public about crowd sizes. The very first official business... Continue Reading →

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go


How are you feeling this morning? I'm actually feeling pretty good compared to how I felt when I went to bed just a few short hours ago. Donald Trump was leading in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. When I woke up, he had lost the lead in Michigan and Wisconsin. Honestly, it looks like Biden is... Continue Reading →

Live Blog 2020, Post #12


Counting votes does not invalidate the votes that have already been counted. And you can't argue that counting votes in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin after midnight is fraud while demanding that votes continue to be counted in Arizona. You also can't bitch about Democrats unleashing their lawyers while also arguing that you're going to the... Continue Reading →

Live Blog 2020, Post #11


So how's that White House party going? Tip Jar: if you want to support the live blog, please send a donation through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 9103, Fredericksburg, VA 22403.

Live Blog 2020, Post #5


So sorry, Kentucky. Tip Jar: if you want to support the live blog, please send a donation through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 9103, Fredericksburg, VA 22403.

Live Blog 2020, Post #4


A finger-lickin' update. Tip Jar: if you want to support the live blog, please send a donation through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 9103, Fredericksburg, VA 22403.

Live Blog 2020, Post #3


OK. I'll get off the Greenland jokes. Tip Jar: if you want to support the live blog, please send a donation through PayPal to clayjonz@gmail.com. You can also snail it to P.O. Box 9103, Fredericksburg, VA 22403.

Corona Barbie


The Lincoln Project, a group of Republican Never Trumpers who have spent millions of dollars advertising against Donald Trump, has now placed two billboards in Times Square featuring Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. As you probably know, Ivanka is Donald Trump's daughter and favorite offspring (he likes her so much, he talks about dating her)... Continue Reading →

Hurry Up, Election Day


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm already seeing posts on Facebook saying, "Only nine more weeks 'til Christmas." If you're one of those people, I'd like to say, go to Hell. I personally believe there should be a law prohibiting the display... Continue Reading →

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