Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
At the start of World War II, nearly every Scandinavian country declared neutrality. It only worked out for Sweden. Norway and Denmark were invaded by Germany. Even Iceland didn't escape, and they were invaded by the good guys when England stormed their shores in what should become a comical movie (go read up on it).... Continue Reading →
You take one look at Ted Cruz's face and you think, gee...if there is a god he must have really hated Ted before he was even born. God would not be alone in hating Ted Cruz. Hardly anybody likes the guy, except troglodytes. I have a conservative political cartoonist colleague who loves him. He voted... Continue Reading →
With the bar being set very low for Trump, the man is being praised for not talking about his electoral victory, Hillary Clinton, fake media, or witch hunts during his trip to survey the flood Harvey brought to Texas. However, he did talk about crowd sizes. The day started with Melania being mocked on social... Continue Reading →
Joel Osteen is a mega-preacher who operates a mega-church that makes mega-moolah. Financially, Osteen is worth around $56 million dollars. Ethically, he's worth a lot less. Osteen preaches out of Houston where he promotes "prosperity theology." His televised sermons are seen by over seven million people each week, and over 20 million monthly in over... Continue Reading →
I have gone through four hurricanes in my life, so my heart is with everyone currently dealing with Harvey in Texas. However, I can't help but make fun of a red state that claims they don't need the federal government until a disaster shows up, and religious zealots who blame natural disasters on liberal stuff... Continue Reading →
Joe Arpaio, the disgraced former sheriff of Maricopa County in Arizona has a lot in common with Donald Trump. They're both old, crotchety, birthers, anti-immigrant, no regard for the laws they've both sworn to uphold and protect, and really, really, really, racist old fucks. Arpaio was famous for making prisoners sleep in tents (in Arizona),... Continue Reading →
Michael "The Black Man" is a ridiculous human being. Not so much for supporting Trump, though that's ridiculous no matter which race you belong to. Did you find it offensive that I referred to him as "The Black Man?" Don't be. He has added that as part of his name. And, that's not the most... Continue Reading →
I'm not a fan of bullies. Nope, I don't like them. And Donald Trump is the Bully In Chief. Excerpts of Hillary Clinton's upcoming book, "What Happened," were released this week, much to the chagrin of Republicans and probably a few Democrats. A lot of people don't want to relitigate the election...except for Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →
Robert Lee is an announcer for ESPN. He's also Asian-American. So what, right? Mr. Lee was scheduled to cover the season opener for the University of Virginia's football team as they take on William & Mary. The brain trust at ESPN was afraid that people would connect Robert Lee, the announcer, with Civil War General... Continue Reading →
We have set the bar so low that after last night's Trump rally, we're overlooking one question that should be obvious: What the hell is Donald Trump doing campaigning for president? During the airing of grievances at last night's hate Festivus, Donald Trump portrayed himself as the one who has suffered the most from the... Continue Reading →
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