Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I did Nazi that coming. White House hate czar Stephen Miller popped into Face the Nation on Sunday to bloviate about the dangers of immigrants while sporting something on his head that looked like a recalled Chia Pet. Miller should stop taking hair advice from the president and raiding his Adderall. Miller spent the bulk... Continue Reading →
Yeah, I was supposed to take the day off. But, I've had this idea for about a week and I only had a few days left to do it. I know a lot of my editors will like it. There are several serious news topics I need to hit, but I wanted to take a... Continue Reading →
This cartoon first ran December 7, 2018, in The Costa Rica Star. Costa Rica's credit rating was downgraded, again, by Moody's credit rating agency. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of something that disparages, slanders, and disrespects Dear Leader and his sycophantic followers? Hopefully, you. Making a contribution supports my... Continue Reading →
A seven-year-old Guatemalan girl died in the Custody of Border Patrol (CBP) last week. The Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) statement has only raised more questions than it answers. The girl and her father were apprehended with a large group of migrants in a remote span of the New Mexico Desert. Reportedly, she hadn't eaten... Continue Reading →
Austin Powers defeated the fembots by crossing his mojo with their mojo. Apparently, crossing mojos will make a fembot's head explode. I don't think the National Rifle Association has any mojo to cross, and their heads will be the ones doing the exploding. I am always intrigued that the loudest screamers are hypocrites and... Continue Reading →
I'm not the most tech savvy person. I bought my first iPhone several months ago and I probably only understand about ten percent of what it can do. I check out the analytics and views of my website each day, and I try to understand it. I wanted to award myself a medal when I... Continue Reading →
Just another silly little bonus cartoon for you. Enjoy. Be Complicit What kind of person would want to be part of something that disparages, slanders, and disrespects Dear Leader and his sycophantic followers? Hopefully, you. Making a contribution supports my work and keeps the cartoons, columns, and videos coming. My income is from newspapers that... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the great negotiator, negotiated himself into a box yesterday. Trump told Senator Chuck Schumer that if he doesn't get what he wants for funding a border wall with Mexico, that he would shut the government down and take all the blame for it. He said, on camera, that he wouldn't blame Schumer or... Continue Reading →
Wanna learn something about me? Tough. You're gonna hear it anyway. Once, I was offered a job in a political campaign. Not just any position either, I was offered to be a campaign manager of a congressional campaign. You probably thought I didn't have any skill or experience in that area. You were right. It... Continue Reading →
There's a debate raging on social media whether "Baby, it's cold outside" is about rape or not. Many liberals are saying it's totally rapey and conservatives are saying it's not, and the lady has to keep the baby. Some radio stations have banned the song and now they're receiving hundreds of complaints, which is kinda... Continue Reading →
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