Mein Trumpf


Love trumps hate, but Trump loves hate. While touring a disaster area created by a tornado in Alabama, Donald Trump signed bibles. He's never read the Bible. He wouldn't understand the Bible. But he signed them anyway. The book Trump should be signing is Mein Kampf by Adolph Hitler. I'm sure Trump has never read... Continue Reading →

Trumpo Beto Veto


Beto is in the race. Are you excited? It seems a lot of people are despite the fact he's sitting around five percent in the DNC polls. If you watched Beto O'Rourke yesterday, you can tell he's excited. Beto was jumping on countertops in coffee houses and waving his arms around like he's over-caffeinated. Donald... Continue Reading →

Grounded By Socialism


A Boeing 737 Max 8 crashed in Ethiopia Sunday, killing eight Americans. On Tuesday, Trump tweeted, not to offer condolences to the victims and families, but to complain that "Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly." Trump argued that "old and simpler is far better" than new technology being used in cockpits. He finished... Continue Reading →

Lottascamma U


If you're the cynical type who believes students have a much greater chance of attending elite universities, like Harvard, Yale, Stanford, USC, or UCLA if they're rich, well connected and white, you're right. Sure. Studying hard, scoring well on your SATs, and avoiding the keggers is all well and good, but it also helps if... Continue Reading →

Fox News’ Tuck And Roll


How bigoted does one have to be to be for Fox News to distance itself from you? Let's ask Jeanine Pirro. President Barack Obama once said that if he watched Fox News all day, then he'd probably be an Obama hater too. If you want to know what he's talking about, just watch one of... Continue Reading →

Neverland


I don't think Catholics should abandon their faith because of the sexual abuse scandal that's been plaguing their church for over two decades anymore than people should stop listening to music because of Michael Jackson and R. Kelly. But, maybe you stop buying and listening to their music. Maybe you stop attending and putting money... Continue Reading →

Who’s Your Deity?


Donald Trump's fifth communications director has quit. Bill Shine was an executive at Fox News, from where Trump does most of his hiring. Trump believed Shine would be able to make all media coverage of him to be more like what he gets from Fox. Failing to get the Tucker Hannity Ingraham treatment for Trump... Continue Reading →

Hate In The House


I had planned to write the most eloquent column in the history of political columns today, but now I'm too tired. You'll just have to take my word for how awesome the blog was going to be. A little after 6:00 PM last night, CNN called wanting me to draw another cartoon. Great. I thought... Continue Reading →

Eat Your Conspiracy


Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen testified before the Democrat-controlled House Homeland Security Committee yesterday and insisted that the cages Customs and Border Protection (CBP) used to detain migrant and asylum-seeking kids aren’t really cages. She told Committee Chair Bennie Thompson, "Sir, they are not cages, they are areas of the border facility that... Continue Reading →

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