Is it plausible Donald Trump cheated on his SATs? I think it's implausible he knows how to spell "SAT." CNN obtained a copy of Mary Trump's book, "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man." And so far, the biggest revelation from Trump's niece that doesn't surprise anyone is... Continue Reading →
Racing The Racist
Donald Trump is a racist. Yesterday, Donald Trump went on a racist tweet binge. In addition to his usual "China Virus" tweets, he went after the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians for considering changing their racist names and tweeted, "Indians, like Elizabeth Warren, must be very angry right now!" And, he went after NASCAR and... Continue Reading →
Nyet Intelligence
It's very hard to believe our intelligence agencies did not inform the president (sic) of the United States about Russia paying the Taliban bounties for killing American troops in Afghanistan. Granted, if this was included in Donald Trump's daily briefings, before they told him of this scheme by Putin, they'd have to explain where Afghanistan... Continue Reading →
Infecting Monuments
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Here's a question: Has anyone checked to see if Donald Trump's trip to South Dakota was paid for by the Trump Campaign, or was it officially listed as a "presidential" (sic) trip thus sticking us with the... Continue Reading →
WTF 2020
Whoever had Kayne West running for president on their 2020 bingo card, speak up now. Perhaps you had it placed between Trump bleach and murder hornets. Possibly only because 2020 hasn't been fucked up enough, Kanye announced on the 4th of July that he's running for president. But is he really? Kanye has been a... Continue Reading →
Roughing It, Volume 54
Kids, It's time for roughs. This might have been my favorite cartoon of the week. I was going to send it to my newspaper clients but then thought it might work well for CNN Opinion's newsletter, so I saved it for them. They said yes. As you see, it went from just two European stereotypes... Continue Reading →
Redskins Is Deadskins
Here's a prediction: The Washington Redskins will never play another game in the National Football League. I feel more confident about that than I do about there ever being another season for the National Football League. Dan Snyder, the owner of Washington's football team, and possibly the worst owner in the league, has resisted even... Continue Reading →
Germin’ With Herman
I don't care who you are or if you're a Republican or a Democrat when it comes to science. You should listen to scientists, not politicians. You should especially listen to scientists over stupid politicians. While Donald Trump and his surrogates keep downplaying the seriousness of the coronavirus and put a happy spin on it,... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Symbol Of Hate
Donald Trump's campaign, along with a super PAC, are airing commercials attacking Joe Biden's age (because he's four years older than Trump) and his mental health because he stutters. It's like these people don't pay attention to their own bullshit because it's their guy who suggested we all drink bleach, believes in windmill cancer and... Continue Reading →
Racist Mississippi
It's time for another racism test, kids. If you're upset about the Confederate flag being removed from the state flag of Mississippi...and you don't live in Mississippi, then you're probably a racist. In fact, if you're upset and you actually live in Mississippi, yup. You're still a racist. Also, if you're still supporting Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →