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Donald Trump's last doctor, Doctor Ronnie, told us Trump could live to be 200 years old. He lied about Donald Trump's weight. He even lied about his height. Hell, maybe they're even lying about his age. Now, that jackass is running for Congress in Texas, but his successor has taken over the medical lies. When... Continue Reading →
Today, my friend Mike Petersen, who does a website and feature called "Cartoon of the Day," used my cartoon from yesterday and said I was "piling on." I don't take issue with that, but that really wasn't my intention. For me, political cartoons should point out the obvious. Donald Trump told racist goons to "stand... Continue Reading →
I have drawn seven ideas on Donald Trump acquiring the Trump Virus. I published one early this morning. I'm going to save another for this weekend (I may change my mind), and I'm drawing one for CNN. That leave four I can share with you now. Check 'em out, Babies. This is how a rough... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump and Melania have tested positive for the Trump virus. Donald Trump played down the virus. He admitted as such. He floated bogus cures and treatments. He's called it the "China Virus" and the "Wuhan Virus." He's scolded and punished his scientists for doing their jobs. He's hired lackeys and yes men to direct... Continue Reading →
In an attempt to lower expectations for Donald Trump's debate performance, the White House and Trump Campaign told us beforehand he wasn't really practicing. Donald Trump himself told us that answering questions from reporters was his practice. And sure, he's done plenty of shouting, interrupting, and lying to reporters, so maybe it was like that... Continue Reading →
During the Republican Convention, which was just a few weeks ago, they spent every night bringing out every single black person who's ever had a nice thing to say about Donald Trump, like people he's paid, to tell us he's not a racist. Then during the very first debate, Donald Trump told us he's a... Continue Reading →
In case you missed last night's debate, I'll sum it up for you. BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Will you shut up? BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!BARK! BARK! BARK!BARK!BARK! Nazis stand by. It was not a debate. It was Donald Trump trying to throw Joe Biden off his game, which he... Continue Reading →
And I thought it was weird when he only wanted Russian hookers' pee. Ya know, it's really kinda hard for Donald Trump to put the entire Russian hooker pee-pee tape thing to rest when he's asking for Joe Biden's pee. Does Donald Trump want to film Joe peeing? Does he want to take Joe's pee... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Will teargas be involved in removing Donald Trump from the White House? I had lunch with a couple of friends yesterday and we used old expresssions like, "Darkest before the dawn" and always "quietest before the storm."... Continue Reading →
Raise your hand if you paid more in taxes than Donald Trump. Everybody? The New York Times has published an investigation that finally gives us a clear look at Donald Trump's taxes. The weirdest thing about Donald Trump is that he's president without disclosing his taxes or selling off his businesses. Basically, we have to... Continue Reading →
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