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You gotta be careful with where you put those conspiracies. They're like car keys...or that one missing sock. Where'd it go? For me, it's batteries. I'll buy a pack of 20 batteries then when the remote dies, I can't find the batteries. I go insane hunting for them until I finally give up and buy... Continue Reading →
Hey, kids. If you follow me on social media, then you already know what's up on election night. But in case you only keep up with me here, how dare you. You may recall that in 2016, I live blogged the election. What's a live blog? It's where I stay up all night long and... Continue Reading →
When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →
There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →
These people can not see themselves. First off, they can't see they're someplace they don't belong. Nepotism has run rampant throughout the lives of Javanka. It would most likely not be rich if it wasn't born rich. It would not be in the White House or government service if its father and father-in-law was not... Continue Reading →
Chief Justice John Roberts once lashed out at Donald Trump saying there are no Republican or Democratic judges. He may want to send that memo to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. After confirming the right-wing troglodytes' darling, Amy Coney Barrett, to the Supreme Court last night, Moscow Mitch said, "I think this nominee will be... Continue Reading →
The Lincoln Project, a group of Republican Never Trumpers who have spent millions of dollars advertising against Donald Trump, has now placed two billboards in Times Square featuring Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner. As you probably know, Ivanka is Donald Trump's daughter and favorite offspring (he likes her so much, he talks about dating her)... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm already seeing posts on Facebook saying, "Only nine more weeks 'til Christmas." If you're one of those people, I'd like to say, go to Hell. I personally believe there should be a law prohibiting the display... Continue Reading →
During last week's debate, Donald Trump repeated the claim he's the "least racist." Usually, it's the "least racist you know." The other night, it was the "least racist in the room." But keep in mind, Donald Trump has been in a lot of rooms with Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon (who could both argue they're... Continue Reading →
Yay! It's time for roughs! These are roughs from the past week and they were all drawn after the debate. This is the idea accepted by CNN for this week's newsletter. It definitely sums up the way I feel about it. It captures my anxiety. I didn't love this one but it was OK. Since... Continue Reading →
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