Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The quote in the cartoon is direct from the tortoise's mouth. If you make $70,000 a year or less, you're getting a $600 check from the government. This is a stimulus to help you get through the pandemic. Does $600 help? Sure...a little. If you're like me, that's not even a month's rent. If you're... Continue Reading →
I know. I know. Donald Trump weighs more than 243 pounds, but I'm going with what his doctor claims. When I came up with this idea (while trying to get one on another subject, as usual), my first thought was on how much to list his weight. I do my research so I looked up... Continue Reading →
Everyone pretty much agrees 2020 was the suck of all sucks when it comes to years. About the only people who disagree are billionaire assholes who were able to take advantage of a global pandemic to become bigger billionaire assholes. But we didn't just get a shitty year with 2020. We got shitty years in... Continue Reading →
For years, decades even, Republicans were lying to us. They told us they were "fiscal" conservatives. They said they were for family values. They ran on religion as if the other party consisted entirely of heathens and atheists. They wrapped themselves in the flag and said they were more more patriotic than Democrats. And they... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I'm probably going to do another New Year concept for my newspaper and website clients (they don't get my CNN cartoons) so I'm going to apologize now. I was trying to make Trump look like the Trump... Continue Reading →
When Congress sent a $900 billion stimulus bill to the White House, Donald Trump called it a "disgrace" and wailed that it contained too much pork and not enough money for individual taxpayers. He was upset the checks for Americans would only be $600 and not $2,000. This "disgrace" was a bill he had approved.... Continue Reading →
Maybe checking out a few roughs from the week before, and then some, will help you with your Christmas hangover. But it probably won't. I drew this up the week before last but passed on it. Do you know who draws cartoons like this? Other cartoonists. I thought it was too generic and too safe.... Continue Reading →
We still don't know who perpetrated the explosion in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning, or why. Authorities say it was an "intentional" explosion. Really? Ya' think? Perhaps it's not an act of terrorism and no targets were intended. It could have been more of a statement than an attempt to inflict actual damage or murder.... Continue Reading →
You would think any half-ass lawyer would know they can't run around saying lies and unprovable things about people and corporations. That's libelous. You can get sued for that. When it comes to Trump lawyers Sidney Powell and Rudy Giuliani, I'd rather have the cow lawyer. Plus, the cow farts probably aren't as bad as... Continue Reading →
The Twelve Days of Pardons On the first day of Christmas, he pardoned for thee, Jared Kushner's daddy. On the second day of Christmas, he pardoned for thee, two Trump goons...and Jared Kushner's daddy. On the third day of Christmas, he pardoned for thee, three crooked congressmen...two Trump goons, and Jared Kushner's daddy. On the... Continue Reading →
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