Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
It's getting harder and harder to create satire when reality gives us an orange face president, blackface governors, and blackface sweaters. Seriously. Gucci, a swanky and snooty overpriced fashion company released a turtleneck black wool balaclava sweater that resembled...I'm not making this shit up...blackface. If you're like me, your first question is, what the hell... Continue Reading →
As if it wasn't bad enough for Virginia and the state Democrats with two of the top three elected officials revealed to have worn "blackface" in the past, the other one of the three has been accused of sexual assault and now rape. Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax was a rock star until a few days... Continue Reading →
This cartoon was first published February 1, 2019, in The Costa Rica Star. It always amazes me that conservatives don't understand the difference between climate and weather. For years, we used the term "global warming." But Republicans would only focus on the "warming" and miss the "global" part. So we started using "climate change," so... Continue Reading →
If you voted for Donald Trump and you're paying more in taxes this year than you did under Obama, it's because you voted for Donald Trump. Welcome to MAGA. Donald Trump's biggest achievement in the two years since he started destroying America was giving himself a massive tax cut. It wasn't a wall on our... Continue Reading →
Bad people hang out with other bad people. Choir boys don't run with drug dealers. Dolphins don't swim with sharks. Donald Trump doesn't hang out with Barack Obama. Donald Trump hangs out and does business with people who get indicted and go to prison. Donald Trump hired George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn,... Continue Reading →
What the hell, Virginia? When did we become Mississippi? No offense, Mississippi, but yeah. Every southern state has an ugly history when it comes to racism. There are still people in the south fighting the Civil War. My former editor of The Free Lance-Star, Ed Jones (no relation) used to tell a joke that here... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is not a history buff. But "buff" is not a word usually associated with Trump. If Trump even had a cursory knowledge of history, or at least of the office he holds, he'd stop channeling Richard Nixon. Out of the 44 presidents before him, Nixon is the one president Trump should bone up... Continue Reading →
Conservatives are livid and up in arms over the way Roger Stone was arrested last month. According to Stone, 29 FBI agents and U.S. Marshals were used in the pre-dawn raid to arrest Trump's longtime adviser last month in Miami. Since this was conducted during Trump's government shutdown, several of the agents volunteered for the... Continue Reading →
Wow! Super Bowl LIII. The Rams! The Patriots! Tom Brady! Bill Belichick! Jared Goff! Maroon Five! How exciting...not so much. While the game and halftime show bored everyone, and the MVP went to the Patriots' Julian Edelman, and shockingly not to a punter, the stars of the show were Harrison Ford and his dog. Honorable... Continue Reading →
I learned something yesterday during Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's press conference. It's very hard to get shoe polish off your face. Of course, why would I have known that? I've never felt the inspiration to put shoe polish on my face. I know that if you draw a mustache on someone's face with a Sharpie,... Continue Reading →
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