Radio shock jock Don Imus died yesterday at the age of 79. While he pioneered the "shock jock" genre that was eventually taken over by Howard Stern, Imus was at times, a little too shocking. A shock jock says things that can't be said on the radio until they say it. It's why people listen.... Continue Reading →
Goodbye 2019, Hello 2020
It only recently occurred to me that we're not just coming to the end of another year, but also the end of another decade. OK, technically the decade doesn't end until the end of 2020, but let's not argue semantics today. I imagine somewhere someone's making a big deal about the end of a decade,... Continue Reading →
Money For Corruption
The argument doesn't work anymore. But like most of Trump's arguments and excuses, the lie that he withheld military aid from Ukraine because he had to make sure the new administration wasn't corrupt is totally bogus. Trump himself made it clear it wasn't working when he changed the excuse to withholding the money because Europe... Continue Reading →
IncoherentDrunkMayor.com
Yes. Snowflakevictory.com is real. It's a site created by the Trump 2020 presidential campaign that will teach you, if you're a Trump supporter, how to argue with people smarter than you. You know. Liberals. People who use facts, logic, and reason. The Trump campaign finds it in their best interest if you scream at people... Continue Reading →
Trumpy Windy Cats
I almost feel bad for Trump supporters, or at least the ones cognizant enough to realize their man is a full-blown idiot. When Trump made his claims about windmill cancer, stupid-ass Trump supporters started sharing his lie. The supporters who are only slightly smarter claimed Trump was joking. That's easier than trying to defend the... Continue Reading →
Two Corinthians
If you're an evangelical and a Trump supporter and my Christmas wish to you is that your children adopt the behavior, manners, and characteristics of Donald Trump, would you find that offensive? Did I wish evil upon your children? If so, then why do you demonstrate to your children that Donald Trump's behavior isn't just... Continue Reading →
Ugly Impeachment Sweater
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. We published this week's newsletter on Friday, which was a few days earlier than usual. As you see, I drew on the impeachment. It amazes me that a lot of people still don't understand... Continue Reading →
Wine Cave
If you had to Google "wine cave" after the last week's Democratic debate, you're not alone. To reach the wine cave Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren quibbled over, The New York Times wrote that you "must navigate a hillside shrouded in mossy oak trees and walk down a brick-and-limestone hallway lined with wine barrels. And... Continue Reading →
Trumpy Devil Love
They say Jesus loves everyone, but for Donald Trump, he may make an exception. Christianity Today is a periodical started by Reverand Billy Graham way back in the 1950s. The Washington Post calls it "evangelicalism's flagship magazine" and The New York Times describes it as a "mainstream evangelical magazine". The magazine usually refrains from... Continue Reading →
Putin Puppet History
Republicans, including Donald Trump, claimed history won't be kind to Democrats for the way they've treated Trump. In case you haven't noticed, Republicans suck at history. Hell, they suck with their own history. Here's what we know: Vladimir Putin and Russia helped Donald Trump win the election. Russia meddled. Donald Trump knew Russia was helping... Continue Reading →