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Fucknut Qanon troglodyte she-beast Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to visit January 6 defendants in prison. She believes the white nationalist terrorists who committed an insurrection in attacking our nation in a failed coup attempt are patriots. But hey, maybe while she's there, she can visit the biggest January 6 defendant, former president (sic) of the... Continue Reading →
Instead of agreeing to raise the debt ceiling like responsible legislators should, Republicans would rather use it to hold the nation hostage, which has become a right of passage for the GOP anytime a Democrat is in the White House. They rubber-stamp this shit when a Republican is in there. Newt Gingrich figured this out... Continue Reading →
I got home really late last night and I was exhausted. I checked out of my hotel in Pigeon Forge early in the morning, drew my cartoon at Starbucks, then got an Uber to the Knoxville airport, ate, flew to Atlanta, and had a Frosty during that four-hour layover while my flight was delayed...then delayed... Continue Reading →
Any candidate who can't see that democracy in Europe and the defeat of fascism is in our vital national interest has no place in the White House...or Congress, or a governor's mansion, or have his own talk show. While talking to Tucker Carlson on Fox News, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said, "While the US has... Continue Reading →
Silicone Valley Bank crashed Saturday with $212 billion in assets. It's the second-largest bank failure in history. This prompted Cocaine Bear, I mean Donald Trump Jr, to tweet, "I don't remember banks collapsing under Trump." Seaway Bank and Trust Company, Proficio Bank, First NBC Bank, Guaranty Bank, Fayette County Bank, The Farmers and Merchants State... Continue Reading →
Ron DeSantis, who hasn't announced whether he's running for president or not, is visiting Iowa because he's running for president. He just hasn't told anybody yet. His excuse is that he's on a book tour and every author's book tour takes him or her to the Iowa State Fair. While he's doing the meet-and-greet, kissing... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Democrats hold a lead with the youth vote over Republicans 60 percent to 30 percent. So it's easy for Nikki Haley to suggest raising the retirement age for the people who will never vote for her and... Continue Reading →
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" - "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger. Tyler Boebert, who you may remember from the Boebert gun fetish Christmas card a couple years back, has knocked up his 16-year-old girlfriend, which is only a couple years older than the girls his father flashes his... Continue Reading →
I have three concerns with this cartoon. My first concern is the file size. My cartoons usually include a lot of detail which makes for large files. I create four files for each cartoon. The file for this one is incredibly small. The black and white jpeg of the cartoon is only 444K. That's small.... Continue Reading →
The first couple of these were drawn Thursday, March 2, and the rest were drawn Friday, March 3, except for the last which was drawn Saturday, February 4. I drew this on a Thursday night and halfway through it, I decided I didn't like it. I came back to it on Tuesday and drew the... Continue Reading →
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