Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Listening to Donald Trump speak about foreign policy, domestic policy, any sort of policy, is like listening to a middle school student give an oral book report on a book he never read. "The sea is where the old man retired after he won the red badge of courage for killing the mockingbird. Then he... Continue Reading →
Michelle Fields, a reporter for Breitbart, claimed that Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her and left bruises on her arm. This happened after a Trump press conferences in Jupiter, Florida, on the night of a primary. The Trump campaign never admits wrongdoing or apologizes. They claimed it never happened. Lewandowski tweeted, because these people... Continue Reading →
There is a petition to allow guns at the Republican National Convention and so far it's gained 25,000 votes. The convention will be held at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland. The owners of the arena cite private property in not allowing guns at the convention. I don't blame them. Would you really wanna be in... Continue Reading →
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret if you promise it won't freak you out. You have already shared a public restroom with a transgender person. Oh no! Do you want to know why they were in there? They probably had to use the restroom. Freaks, I know. We should pass more laws.... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
At least he wasn't doing the Macarena (I just put that song in your head, didn't I?) I defend Obama a lot. It's not my intention to defend him as much as it is to mock the ridiculous charges of his critics. It's not my job to defend Obama. So I can't ignore the president... Continue Reading →
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
It didn't take Republicans long to politicize the Tuesday's terrorist bombings in Brussels, Belgium. About 12 seconds after locating Belgium on the globe Trump and Cruz took off. Trump brought back his torture argument (we could make them listen to his speeches and attempt to articulate one of his "best words" sentences). Cruz went farther... Continue Reading →
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