First, I’d like to point out I’ve been rocking this blog since 2013. Donald Trump’s blog didn’t last 30 days.
Trump’s blog, “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” and touted as a “beacon of freedom,” lasted only 29 days, killed because nobody was reading it. That’s the problem when your base consists of illiterate morons. At least with Twitter, many of the people who followed him weren’t fans, but followed to see what dumb shit he said. They were on Twitter anyway and didn’t have to exert themselves to get their fill of Trump lunacy. Also, a lot of his numbers were Russian bots. A lot of his followers weren’t actual people. It’s kinda like Trump World Tower where Russians bought 65 units that nobody lives in. Weird.
Now, it’s on to the next product, which is a new social media site that his team is promising will be the hottest thing since Trump Wine, Trump Steaks, Trump Airline, Trump Casinos, Trump Toast, Trump Magazine, Trump Board Game, etc, etc.
He ordered his staff to snuff out the blog because it was being mocked. Why doesn’t he do that with everything he does? His entire presidency was mocked…and we’re still mocking him. According to unnamed Trump goons, he hates looking like a loser which is difficult when you’re a loser.
It’s fun to make fun of a lunatic who believes he’s going to be magically reinstated as president this summer. In case you’re a Republican, we don’t do that. We’re not going to use the results of a corrupt recount in Arizona, then tell President Biden to move out so Hair Fuhrer can move back in.
It’s also funny that one of Trump’s top advisers is the MyPillow Guy. It’s not even worth saying his name anymore…and if Trump is reinstated and he brings the pillow guy along as his new vice president, he’ll be Vice-President MyPillow Guy. I hear he can’t wait to get crackin’.
There is a real danger that this lunatic is telling people he’ll be president again, and not from an election, but from some sort of weird non-existent mandate from white nationalists. His followers have already committed a terrorist attack. We’re in danger of Donald Trump sending them back to commit another. One adviser it encouraging a Myanmar-style coup to a base that can’t spell “Myanmar,” and another adviser it talking about a new inauguration day.
So, if prosecutors are not going to charge Trump and send him to prison, for the good of the nation and in the interest of national security, we should let the gators have him. Golf course gators gotta eat too.
Trump’s blog got fewer hits than PetFinder and the recipe site, Delish. I would like to find some gators as pets who may find Trump delicious.
The only way my plan doesn’t work is if the gators have taste. We may have to starve them for a while so their standards get lower and they find Trump appetizing. I’m sorry, that’s cruel. We shouldn’t starve gators.
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