Conspiracy Sickie


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Donald Trump’s last doctor, Doctor Ronnie, told us Trump could live to be 200 years old. He lied about Donald Trump’s weight. He even lied about his height. Hell, maybe they’re even lying about his age. Now, that jackass is running for Congress in Texas, but his successor has taken over the medical lies.

When asked by reporters today if Trump had been on oxygen, Dr. Sean Conley said, “he’s not currently on oxygen.” They tried again. Has he been on oxygen? “He’s currently not on oxygen.” Again. Has the president (sic) of the United States been on oxygen at any time over the past 24 hours? “He’s currently not on oxygen.”

Later, we found out he has been on oxygen.

Then, the doctor messed up and told us they’ve been treating Trump for the past 72 hours. That’s weird. Donald Trump didn’t test positive until 1:00 A.M. Friday morning and that little press briefing was today, on Saturday. That was not 72 hours ago. Are these doctors actually spin doctors? Have they been treating Donald Trump longer than they revealed he’s had the virus? Did Donald Trump know he had the virus when he went to New Jersey to schmooze for campaign cash at an indoor fundraiser? Did he know he might have the virus at the debate?

Did Donald Trump know he might have the virus when he arrived late at the debate, thus being able to avoid a covid test? Did his family, who refused to wear face masks at the debate, know this?

Did Donald Trump intentionally try to pass the virus onto his political opponent?

This administration has lost all credibility. Even the medical experts have lost our trust.

It’s amazing that after four years, we’re still discovering that Donald Trump can be even more vile, selfish, arrogant, and horrible than we already believed he was.

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12 comments

  1. “ Did Donald Trump intentionally try to pass the virus onto his political opponent?”

    Well, to give him an Undeserved Benefit Of The Doubt, I SUPPOSE if he really wanted to do that he would have walked over to about 2 inches in front of Biden and coughed, sneezed, or spit in his face.

    Of course, I guess that would have been too obvious.

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    1. Might’ve intentionally tried to get Biden exposed?
      Been under care BEFORE the debate?
      It’s official, I’m in hell.
      My brain is trying to escape and search out saner shores.
      This president is the most selfish barrel of rotten tripe… because I could believe it.
      And this sums up how I feel about it. Gonna get some wine and try to douse the flames now.

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  2. “ It’s amazing that after four years, we’re still discovering that Donald Trump can be even more vile, selfish, arrogant, and horrible than we already believed he was.”

    Does this mean that it is OK to wish more shit on him now? Just checking. 😉

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    1. I don’t wish him dead or anything…..but, I wonder how he will spin this into a far-left conspiracy to kill him? And YES, definitely we can wish more shit on him. He will continue to shit on us.

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  3. “Donald Trump didn’t test positive until 1:00 A.M. Monday morning and that little press briefing was today, on Saturday. That was not 72 hours ago.”

    I’m assuming you mean Thursday morning, not Monday morning.

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      1. Yes, you’re right, of course. I was momentarily mistaken as well. But I knew you couldn’t have meant Monday. Thank you for editing in the correction. I can’t imagine why there’s so much confusion over a timeline when things involving this prez are usually so transparent and publicly well documented so as to be fully accountable.

        Snopes is also reporting (Note: **not** as a fact check) on the timeline confusion of diagnosis and treatments…

        When Did Trump Test Positive for COVID-19? Speculation Swirls
        https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/10/03/when-trump-test-positive-covid/

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  4. Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    Here’s a quickie and so true!! … “Did Trump know he might have the virus when he arrived late at the debate, thus being able to avoid a covid test? Did his family, who refused to wear face masks at the debate, know this? Did Trump intentionally try to pass the virus onto his political opponent?

    This administration has lost all credibility. Even the medical experts have lost our trust. It’s amazing that after four years, we’re still discovering that Trump can be even more vile, selfish, arrogant, and horrible than we already believed he was.”

    Liked by 1 person

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