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Do you take mustard on your frazzledrip? Jim Jordan's "whistleblowers" aren't whistleblowers. As with most things that come from Jim "Gym" Jordan, his "whistleblower" hearings are utter and complete bullshit. Jordan is the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee and the select subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government. It's a bullshit committee intended... Continue Reading →
Good news, folks. The Texas whistleblower website, where nosy uptight Yee-Haw MAGAt fucksticks with too much time on their hands can report on their neighbors who they suspect might maybe be thinking about getting an abortion, has been shut down...again. For now, the whistleblower site is redirecting to a anti-choice site until they can find... Continue Reading →
Fiona Hill went to Capitol Hill yesterday and schooled Devin Nunes and the rest of the Republican nitwits serving on the Intelligence Committee. Dr. Hill, an expert on Russia, scolded the Republicans for pushing the false, debunked conspiracy theory that it was Ukraine meddling in our 2016 presidential election in favor of the Democrats, and... Continue Reading →
Jim Jordan has a law degree but he never took the bar examination. It's a good thing, too, because, there are some legal details he doesn't understand, like corroborating witnesses. Jordan pointed out that neither William B. Taylor Jr., the top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine, nor George Kent, a deputy assistant secretary of State specializing... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. After Donald Trump is impeached by the House of Representatives, there will be a trial in the Senate. There, every United States Senator (in case you're a Republican, there are 100 of them), will... Continue Reading →
It's Taco and Bonus Toon Tuesday here at Claytoonz Central. But since I ate all the tacos Amanda made for me, you get the cartoon. I sketched this idea out a few weeks ago and even shared it in one of my posts showing you rough sketches. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't reveal a... Continue Reading →
I find it amusing that after the impeachment inquiry vote, Republicans accused Democrats of being partisan...after every. single. Republican. voted against it. That just went right over their heads. Republican Steve Scalise said it was a "Soviet-style" investigation, never mind that these "Soviet-style" rules were written by Republicans. Despite all Republicans checking their consciences at... Continue Reading →
Revenge porn is despicable, ugly, and unethical. So naturally, Republicans are all over it. California representative Katie Hill has resigned after revelations were made that while she was a candidate, she and her husband were mutually involved in an extramarital relationship with a female campaign staffer. Hill has acknowledged this. Her estranged husband has claimed... Continue Reading →
Out of the multiple times I shouted at the TV yesterday during acting-chief-of-staff Mick Mulvaney's disaster of a press briefing yesterday was when he was answering a question about the House investigating Trump awarding the next G7 summit to himself. He said they were expecting the House to look into it because this administration has... Continue Reading →
Washington, D.C. has not sent a baseball team to the World Series since 1933 (which they lost). In fact, the city was without a baseball team from 1971 to 2005 because their team, the Washington Senators, fled to Texas to become the Rangers. The Washington team that went to the series in 1933, also named... Continue Reading →
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