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Donald Trump likes to hire people he thinks look good on television. White House sources said he was hesitant about hiring John Bolton as National Security Adviser because his mustache looks ridiculous. Walruses disagree. Trump watches a lot of TV, specifically Fox & Friends. Morning schedules at the White House list the time block occupied... Continue Reading →
The United States' ambassador to the United Nations is doing something unusual. She's leaving the Trump administration without her middle finger in the air. She's not being forced out for a scandal, quitting in anger, or discovering she's being fired through Twitter while sitting on a toilet. The former governor of South Carolina is one... Continue Reading →
Before he was installed into the presidency by Russian gangsters and internet cattle, Donald Trump said the world was laughing at us. They are now, literally. Today, while speaking before the General Assembly at the United Nations, Trump made a claim that's usually swallowed without question at his MAGA rallies. Forgetting this wasn't the double-wide... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump and his sycophants boast they've restored respect to the United States. It's like their claim they're rebuilding the military and the FBI. They're all lies. The military isn't in shambles, and they're actually trying to destroy the credibility of the FBI. Our nation lost a lot of respect from the rest of the... Continue Reading →
Sometimes, an editorial cartoonist has to suspend reality and use creative license. There is no way Donald Trump could pronounce half the words in this cartoon. Donald Trump spoke at the United Nations and said the word "sovereignty" twenty-one times. The funny thing is, he didn't mention Russia once, which is the only nation that... Continue Reading →
Saudi Arabia is one of the worst places in the world to be a woman. Women can't drive, vote, ask for a divorce, or even be seen in public without being in the company of a man. It's like every woman in the nation is married to Mike Pence. The United Nations has placed Saudi... Continue Reading →
After the United Nations Security Council voted 14-0 to condemn Israel for continuing to build settlements in East Jerusalem, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said "friends don't take friends to the Security Council." As Vincent Vega said to Butch in Pulp Fiction, "I'm not your friend, Palooka." Netanyahu was so upset over the vote that... Continue Reading →
Golly, did Vladimir Putin dis Obama at Monday's meeting at the United Nations? You can bet rubles on it. Putin has a history of throwing his weight around world leaders. Knowing German leader Angela Merkel has a fear of dogs, Putin brought his huge labrador into their meetings. So yesterday he chose to make Obama... Continue Reading →
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