Hurricane Maria is one of the best examples that prove Donald Trump was a disaster of a president, wasn't prepared for the job, wasn't qualified for it, and had no interest in serving anyone other than himself. Donald Trump's pettiness in dealing with the disaster that hit Puerto Rico was only topped by his pettiness... Continue Reading →
Hardee Times for the MyPillow Guy
Mike Lindell, a former crackhead who now sells shitty pillows and absurd conspiracy theories was served with a subpoena this week and had his cell phone seized by the FBI. How do we know this? Because Mike Lindell told us and displayed a picture of the subpoena on his online TV show, which I just... Continue Reading →
Puttin’ Around in Putin’s Basement
Vladimir Putin believed Ukraine was going to launch a new offensive in the south, so he deployed troops from the northeast of Ukraine to defend the south...and Ukraine then launched a major offensive in the northeast. Ukraine played rope-a-dope and Putin was the dope. Ukraine forces were able to recapture dozens of villages and towns... Continue Reading →
Bannon Perp Walk
A Grifter's gotta grift, and this grifter may possibly be grifting his way into a state prison. Steve Bannon, former chairman of neo-Nazi publication Breitbart and former chief racist advisor for neo-Nazi president (sic) Donald Trump, has been indicted for the second time on a scheme to defraud stupid MAGAts to make donations to "build... Continue Reading →
Toxic Water or Toxic President?
The newly-passed PACT Act includes almost $300 billion in new financial benefits for veterans suffering from illnesses caused by burn pit smoke in Iraq and Afghanistan, Agent Orange spraying in Vietnam, and several other military toxic exposure events. It also contains provisions known the “Camp Lejeune Justice Act,” which allows civil suits against the government... Continue Reading →
MAGA Masters
This is my concern...or another one of my concerns. If a Trump-appointed judge can install a Special Master to go over every single document the FBI seized from Trump's bedbug-ridden country club (MAGA-Lard-O is it?) to decide what the Justice Department can and can't use as evidence (mostly can't here), then who will she pick?... Continue Reading →
Special Master’s Master
A federal judge intervened yesterday in the case of Donald Trump stealing government documents, many of which are classified, and appointed an independent arbiter, known as a "Special Master," to review the over 11,000 documents to determine which should be deemed attorney/client privilege and executive privilege. On paper, this sounds fair. Golly gee wilikers, this... Continue Reading →
Trump and Tories
If our system to choose a president was like the United Kingdom's in selecting a prime minister, then in 2023, the Republicans would most likely install Trump as president if they retake the House this November. In the United States, the Republican Party consists of sycophants and Donald Trump chooses who will be the nominees... Continue Reading →
Sympathy for the Symphony
I blogged some roughs this morning, made a YouTube video of them being drawn, wrote this cartoon, then drew it, and now it's after 3 p.m. on a Sunday. So, I'm taking the rest of the day off which means you're not getting a real column in today's blog. However... I don't want to hear... Continue Reading →
Fascists Pardons
Ya' know, for a bunch of fascists, they sure are whiny snowflake babies. President Biden called out MAGA fascists in a major primetime address from Liberty Hall in Philadelphia. Biden called out MAGA fascism as a threat to democracy and framed the midterm elections as a battle for the "soul of the nation." He's right.... Continue Reading →