Mark Esper has a book on his brief time as Donald Trump's Secretary of Defense, and the book contains some wild accusations...that are totally believable. One of the accusations is that during a meeting in 2020, Donald Trump wanted to deploy 10,000 troops to the streets of Washington, DC, where Black Lives Matter was protesting... Continue Reading →
Sieg Heil Ohio
Question: If you believe it's even slightly possible that someone could become America's Hitler, then why would you want that person's endorsement? In 2016, JD Vance, the hedgefund author guy who wrote "Hillbilly Elegy," texted his old college roommate telling him he thought Trump "might be America's Hitler." The lesser evil he envisioned was that... Continue Reading →
Disinformation Board
In their criticism of the Department of Homeland Security's newly-created Disinformation Governance Board, Republicans have one thing right. It's a stupid name. Maybe the agency thought that "governance" would explain the anti-disinformation part, but they failed to take into account that Republicans don't do well with the comprehension of things. And it's not like they... Continue Reading →
Goodbye To Women’s Rights
The citizens of this nation are about to lose a constitutional right. In a leaked initial draft obtained by Politico last night, Justice Samuel Alito wrote, "We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled." This is a preliminary private vote that can change, but won't. Chief Justice John Roberts, who is comfortable with extreme... Continue Reading →
Fruity MAGA
We can add fruit to black women, stairs, windmills, toilets you have to flush 15 times, cans of soup, non-European immigrants, the female prime minister of Denmark, Greta Thunberg, umbrellas, rain, low-pressure showerheads, weather maps, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, President Joe Biden, firing people in real life and in-person, lightbulbs that make you look orange,... Continue Reading →
Trust Fund Fairies
The last time student loan forgiveness was in the news, a very conservative friend of mine posted her opposition to it on Facebook. Several of her like-minded friends jumped in and they all had one collective reason for opposing the government wiping out student debt and providing free college: They had to pay for college... Continue Reading →
Cartoon Bully
Ron De Santis is a bully. Republicans LOVE bullies. It's why they love Donald Trump so much. Republicans believe bullying people weaker than you is a sign of strength. It's also why they love Putin. But, bullying is just like it was in school. The bullies are cowards. They only pick on whom they believe... Continue Reading →
Perjury Dum-Dum
For Marjorie Taylor Greene to win her case to prove she's qualified for Congress, she has to play dumb. Playing dumb and stupid should be extremely easy for the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene because she got a head start. The only problem here is that it's difficult to tell when a moron is playing... Continue Reading →
The Elon Effect
I'm in Washington, D.C. for two cartoon events, one of which was last night. At that function, a reader of my blog told me he loved it but he rarely ever finishes reading it because they're always too long. I agree, so today's blog is going to be short. I talked to my good friend... Continue Reading →
International Man of Hypocrisy
Warning: This blog gets kinda nasty. Stop now if you have delicate sensibilities. Oh, you think you'll be OK? Don't say I didn't warn you. Kevin McCarthy is a spineless liar who pretends to have principles but pushes them aside to pay any cost to achieve power. He is a coward. McCarthy is not afraid... Continue Reading →