Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Newsflash! Donald Trump is an extremely insecure narcissist and touts accomplishments he doesn't actually have. Surprise! Trump has been on the cover of Time Magazine a lot. He's proud of this and loves to make the claim during speeches that he's been on the cover more than anyone else....ever. He's so proud of it that... Continue Reading →
To explain why the White House has started holding press briefings "off camera," the very svelte Steve Bannon said, "Sean got fatter." While Spicy is indeed a chunky monkey, nobody actually believes Bannon's hypocritical fat-shaming explanation. Every president's administration battles with the press. While Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had their issues with the media, Republicans... Continue Reading →
A smart man would learn after his "I got tapes" bluff doesn't work with a writer, that it won't work with the director of the FBI. Donald Trump is not a smart man. In a deposition several years ago, Trump was asked about telling people he was taping them when he wasn't. He kinda sorta... Continue Reading →
Congressman and Miami Republican Cuban-American Mario Diaz-Balart said “You will never see this president doing the wave with a ruthless dictator at a baseball game," as a comparison between Trump and Obama's policies toward Cuba. While we may never see Trump doing the wave with a ruthless dictator, we have seen him do a sword dance... Continue Reading →
Even though Donald Trump has Marc Kasowitz as his personal attorney, criminal defense isn't really his thing. His thing is losing cases where Trump sues someone for saying he's not as rich as he claims, and settling with people who were scammed by Trump University. Wisely, Trump has been searching for a lawyer with criminal... Continue Reading →
If you get caught cheating on your significant other, your defense might be to blame the informer with "you're going to believe her? She's a big fat slut!". The "big fat slut" defense may work if your significant other is stupid, but it doesn't change the fact you're guilty. President Trump informed us, several times,... Continue Reading →
You wonder why Trump and his sycophants can't see how ridiculous it looks that they turned their cabinet meeting into a praise and worship session for Donald Trump, but then you look at his hair. No, he doesn't know when he looks ridiculous. I half expect him to walk out of the White House one... Continue Reading →
Other than playing poker with Donald Trump, I really wanna start farming. I'm going to start a popcorn farm. How do you grow popcorn? I don't know much about farming. I know you need things like seeds, and dirt and probably a tractor, and you have to wear overalls and live in Iowa with a... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump has a history of fuckery when it comes to charity. In 1996 there was a benefit for a nursery school in Manhattan serving children with AIDS. Trump showed up to the ribbon cutting despite not being invited. He also wasn't a contributor, nor even offered to make a donation when the event was... Continue Reading →
Trump's grand initiative to invest in America's infrastructure begins with his desire to privatize the Federal Aviation Administration. What does that mean for me and you? For starters, it means that now you'll spend the entire flight with your head between your knees which is reasonable since Trump plans to spend his entire term with... Continue Reading →
