This Is MAGA


A recent Quinnipiac Poll states 65% of American voters oppose the Trump policy of separating migrant children from their parents. The same study finds 55% of Republican voters are heartless, inhumane, unsympathetic, troglodyte, subhuman mongrels you don't want to be stuck in an elevator with. And there you have it. The majority of Trump supporters... Continue Reading →

The Chump Foundation


The New York Attorney General has filed suit against Donald Trump and his three eldest children for "persistently illegal conduct" at his charity, the Trump Foundation. The AG alleges that Trump misused the charity to pay off his businesses’ creditors, to decorate one of his golf clubs and to stage a multimillion-dollar giveaway at his 2016... Continue Reading →

Dictator Envy


There was so much breaking news from the Trump administration this past week, that by Friday we would have forgotten that the president had legitimized North Korea's dictatorship if he hadn't reminded us. On Thursday, the Attorney General of New York sued Trump and three of his children for using the Trump Foundation, a supposedly... Continue Reading →

Free Kool-Aid


Join the cult, get free Kool-Aid. Disclaimer: The Kool-Aid isn't really free. Representative Mark Sanford was hit by an air strike, and kinda-sorta literally. Direct from Air Force One on his return home from his Singapore photo-op with dictators and saluting North Korean generals, Donald Trump bombed the South Carolina Republican's re-election bid. With about... Continue Reading →

Fun With Dictators


Come to Sandals on the beautiful coastline of North Korea. There's no Wi-Fi. You will be closely monitored and tailed by government officials at all times. You will not be allowed to leave the resort or talk to the locals. If you touch anything, you may be relocated permanently to a different kind of resort.... Continue Reading →

American Beaches


The summit in Singapore between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un was truly historic. It was the first time an American president legitimized the dictatorial regime of North Korea. Atlantic writer Jeffrey Goldberg has been searching out the Trump doctrine on foreign policy. After talking to administration officials over several weeks, he finally got one... Continue Reading →

Ugly American Baby


Donald Trump attended the G7 Summit against his will. He didn't want to go, probably because he had spent the week insulting our allies while lobbying for Vladimir Putin. Trump arrived late to the summit and he left early. He agreed to a communiqué (which is a big word for Trump) by the allies but... Continue Reading →

Crate And Peril


Senator Jeff Merkley, a Democrat from Oregon, visited a detention center in Texas last week and described the facility. He said, "What you have is cyclone fencing and fence posts that look like cages. They look like the way you would construct a dog kennel." Jeff Sessions' Justice Department hit back, saying they don't employ the use... Continue Reading →

G7 Pardon


Before he stepped on Obama's airplane to head to the G7 summit in Canada, Trump took questions from a few reporters and said that Russian President Vladimir Putin really wanted Hillary Clinton to win the election, and he, Trump, was his worst nightmare. I don't know about you but my nightmares consist of stuff, like... Continue Reading →

CAPS! CAPS! CAPS!


I like hockey but I have never been a consistent follower. I'd love to say the Caps are my team since they just won the Stanley Cup, and they are my region's team, but I don't want to go all bandwagony on you. About ten years ago, you couldn't find a hockey fan in this... Continue Reading →

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