There are so many ways Donald Trump can relate to furloughed federal workers unable to pay their bills because of his shutdown. For example; none of them were able to spend New Years Eve and day at Mar-a-Lago. Why, Trump was forced to spend it in the cold, drab White House. He probably didn't even... Continue Reading →
Prime Time Liar
Last night, Donald Trump made news with a prime time address from the prestigious setting of the Oval Office. I mean, it was news if you're a Trump sycophant who believes a 72-year-old racist, sniffy, bloviating Cheeto-skinned fear monger repeating the same arguments from the past three years off a teleprompter with the reading level... Continue Reading →
THE National Emergency
Apparently, we're under a "national emergency" that will allow Donald Trump to become a dictator. No. The emergency isn't over the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Breakfast Club dancing video or a congresswoman dropping an F-bomb while talking impeachment. Trump is threatening to declare a national emergency if Democrats don't give him $5 billion to start his racist... Continue Reading →
Putin Talking Points
Did you know the reason the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in 1979 was because of terrorism? Did you know the Soviet Union had the right to invade them? Did you know it led to the Soviet Union being called "Russia" today? Yeah, me neither. First, a quick little history lesson. Afghanistan was a puppet government... Continue Reading →
Dr. Pimple Popper
No. I did not pull this out of my butt. Doctor Pimple Popper is actually a thing. If you haven't heard about it before, now you will. Anytime something new enters the pop culture lexicon, political cartoonists think, "Can I use this for a cartoon"? It's something I had to train my brain to do... Continue Reading →
Crazy For Obama
Continuing with his obsession with former president Barack Obama, Trump used the fence around his house to justify building a wall on our border with Mexico. Trump tweeted, "President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their D.C. mansion/compound. I agree, totally necessary for their safety and security. The U.S. needs the same... Continue Reading →
Admired Bigly
Every year since 1946, Gallup has released a poll of the most admired persons in America. Sitting U.S. presidents have captured the number one spot in 59 of the 72 years of the poll's existence. Donald Trump is one of the exceptions. This year's top winner is former president Barack Obama. In fact, Obama has... Continue Reading →
Mutant Howler Trump Monkeys
This cartoon was first published December 21, 2018, in The Costa Rica Star. Howler monkeys in Costa Rica are mutating. No, they're not developing super monkey abilities like Professor X, Magneto, and Wolverine. Their hair is turning yellow. New baby monkeys are being born with yellow hair. While my nightmare is they have been overexposed... Continue Reading →
Some Garzonging Advice
There are roughly 800,000 federal employees affected by Donald Trump's government shutdown and will have to wait to receive back pay if any at all. Since Trump's shutdown is expected to last into the new year (in case you're a Republican, that's beyond the first of the month), many are wondering how they're going to... Continue Reading →
Trump Ruins Everything
Imagine your kid calls into the NORAD Santa Tracker to talk to one of the trackers about Santa's whereabouts and instead, your child gets the president of the United States. Wow! How exciting that must be...unless that president is Donald Trump. Then it's horrifying. One unfortunate seven-year-old's dumb luck got him the president, who said,... Continue Reading →