Pecker Problem


Bad people hang out with other bad people. Choir boys don't run with drug dealers. Dolphins don't swim with sharks. Donald Trump doesn't hang out with Barack Obama. Donald Trump hangs out and does business with people who get indicted and go to prison. Donald Trump hired George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn,... Continue Reading →

SOTU STFU


Donald Trump is not a history buff. But "buff" is not a word usually associated with Trump. If Trump even had a cursory knowledge of history, or at least of the office he holds, he'd stop channeling Richard Nixon. Out of the 44 presidents before him, Nixon is the one president Trump should bone up... Continue Reading →

Dirty Trickster Lives Matter


Conservatives are livid and up in arms over the way Roger Stone was arrested last month. According to Stone, 29 FBI agents and U.S. Marshals were used in the pre-dawn raid to arrest Trump's longtime adviser last month in Miami. Since this was conducted during Trump's government shutdown, several of the agents volunteered for the... Continue Reading →

Snoozer Bowl


Wow! Super Bowl LIII. The Rams! The Patriots! Tom Brady! Bill Belichick! Jared Goff! Maroon Five! How exciting...not so much. While the game and halftime show bored everyone, and the MVP went to the Patriots' Julian Edelman, and shockingly not to a punter, the stars of the show were Harrison Ford and his dog. Honorable... Continue Reading →

Canned Hog


The only thing that's keeping the Trump era from being even worse is that we're not waking up every morning to Sonny and Cher's "I Got You, Babe." The Trump administration is like the movie Groundhog Day. Each day brings a repeat of something that would destroy any other politician in a more saner era,... Continue Reading →

Nancy Boy


Donald Trump is a delusional person. In addition to not playing with a full deck, he's not playing with reality. Unfortunately, he's also president of the United States. Trump lies. According to The Washington Post, in a span of 649 days, Trump told 6,420 lies. In the seven weeks leading up the midterm elections, Trump... Continue Reading →

Diary Of A Wimpy President


Donald Trump had a bad day. The day started with his buddy Roger Stone being arrested and indicted, and visuals of long delays at airports because of his shutdown (LaGuardia alone had over 1,100 delays). Facing a 34% approval rating, 46% approval for impeachment, and receiving more blame for the shutdown than Democrats because he... Continue Reading →

Heed The Tramp Stamp


As I was wrapping up this cartoon, Trump was on TV surrendering to Nancy Pelosi, thus proving this entire Trump shutdown was a huge waste of time over his ego. In fact, he's still ranting as I'm writing this. I don't think he can rant his ass out of eating shit today. If anything, Roger... Continue Reading →

Trippy Testimony


Donald Trump has either lived a life dreaming of being a third-rate mobster or he actually is a third-rate mobster. But, you can't be a mobster without goons, and guess what. Trump has goons. Enter Rudy Giuliani (among others). When the Special Counsel Robert Mueller finally issues his report, obstruction of justice will surely be... Continue Reading →

Shutdown Sufferers


Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has officially canceled Donald Trump giving a State of the Union address before Congress. She sent a letter using language Trump can understand. Reportedly, it said "nyet." Trump intends to continue the government shutdown indefinitely as the White House is doing a study on how much damage will be... Continue Reading →

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