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If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →
Fact: Everybody who has died from the coronavirus was going to die eventually anyway. Honestly, I expect Fox News to pick that up and run with it. The new conservative Trump cult fucknut talking point is that covid-19 is being given too much credit for killing people. Fox News and others are pointing out that... Continue Reading →
We've known for a long time that Republicans steal elections and disenfranchise minority voters. But who knew they'd use a pandemic to steal an election and risk the lives of their voters? Actually, everybody probably knew this. They're hypocrites too. Donald Trump is strongly against mail-in voting, even though he's used it himself. His argument... Continue Reading →
We're about to have some fun. I mean, if the White House brings back the daily press briefings (not these daily mini-MAGA rallies disguised as coronavirus briefings where Donald Trump talks for two hours about how much people are appreciating him yet not appreciating him enough, lies, and screams at reporters for asking legitimate questions),... Continue Reading →
If Donald Trump suggests you take a specific pill and it doesn't look like Bamm-Bamm, don't take it. In an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David is visiting someone in a hospital when he stops a doctor to ask about a spot on his back. The doc tells him it's nothing and to just... Continue Reading →
If there's one thing the Republican Party has taught us during this pandemic is that they suck handling a crisis. To be honest, they suck generally. They give huge tax breaks to the rich claiming it'll trickle down, which we've known was total bullshit since the Gordon Gekko era. They go after poor kid's school... Continue Reading →
It's important that we thank people but it's not important that you get thanked. Do you understand this? It's like this: It's more important to give than it is to receive. Got it? Even my Republican readers? Probably not, but here we go. Being thanked and appreciated is important to all of us, but it's... Continue Reading →
https://youtu.be/wdkkWo1GzlU It's not an animation, one of my videos to "watch me draw," or a print cartoon. It's something else. Catch the premiere today at 2:00 PM EDT. Update: I canceled the premiere and it's live now. Enjoy. Tip Jar: This pandemic is hitting everyone, including your favorite goofy cartoonist. I have lost clients and... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has been criticized throughout his political career for being blunt and too direct. During a pandemic, that's an asset. Cuomo's daily press conferences are carried live by CNN. You... Continue Reading →
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