Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
In the 1980's one movie so bad that is was almost good was Night Of The Comet. It's about a comet wiping out the entire planet except for two teenage girls. Mutant cannibals and other survivors with nefarious intentions show up while the girls and a guy they meet run wild shopping in Los Angeles.... Continue Reading →
I'm kinda disgusted with myself. I feel icky for drawing Larry The Cable Guy, a testament to America's rejection of intellectualism and a tribute to lowbrow humor and stupidity. I feel all sorts of nasty because I googled quotes from Larry The Cable Guy as I was going to use one for this cartoon and... Continue Reading →
Sorry I didn't write a column for the last two cartoons. I actually received a few comments on social media and more than one email asking why. I appreciate that some people actually like the columns, or even read them. I don't consider myself a writer in the sense of a columnist or author. I... Continue Reading →
Scott Baio, the actor who played Chachi on Happy Days and its spin off, Joanie Loves Chachi, and Charles In Charge and the teen booby movie Zapped! (which I thought was amusing because I was 15 at the time and it had boobies) has spoken out on President Obama and terrorism. Chachi is a Trump... Continue Reading →
After Trump insinuated that Obama was sympathetic toward terrorists (wink wink, nudge nudge), The Washington Post published a story on his comments. Trump reacted by banning the Post from covering his events. He claimed they were taking his words out of context and that he never would insinuate that Obama would be behind such a horrible... Continue Reading →
I'm not often amused by Geico commercials, especially the ones with the gecko. He's annoying. But I liked the one with alligator arms. It shows a group of people at a restaurant and one of them is an alligator, who volunteers to pay for the meal. Unfortunately since he has alligator arms he can't reach... Continue Reading →
I've been itching to draw an Oompa Loompa since Trump first announced his candidacy. The Democratic Party is making history for the second time in a row with their party's nominee. After making Barack Obama the first African-American nominee of a major American political party they have now made Hillary Clinton the first female. In... Continue Reading →
On the same day Speaker of the House Paul Ryan said he was voting for Donald Trump, note he didn't say "endorse", he had to make a statement condemning Trump's racism. On Tuesday he actually came out and described Trump's statements toward a judge as "racist." Within the same paragraph of describing Trump's comments as... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is a racist. People are hesitant to level that charge, even while stating they disagree with one of his several racist comments, and we should be reluctant to slap that label on someone. But when you keep making racist comments you're a racist. What does it take for Republicans and the press to... Continue Reading →
Muhammad Ali died today. I was too young to Watch Ali fight during his prime but I did see him fight great fighters who were much younger than him, and couldn't hold a candle to Ali during his prime. There is no debate on the greatest fighter of all time. It's Muhammad Ali. I also... Continue Reading →
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