Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
I'm exhausted. I'm tired of the militant gun crowd screaming for more guns. I'm tired of Republicans who believe it's OK to sell guns to people they put on the no-fly list. Mostly I'm tired of bigotry and the support it's gaining. Obama issued a rare Oval Office address Sunday night in attempt to beef... Continue Reading →
A few years ago I was debating a friend who is a conservative. Really. I have a friend who is conservative. He's a really good friend too and I don't consider him a jerk at all. I think he's wrong on everything and the feelings are mutual, but none of that's a reason for me to... Continue Reading →
In many ways, editorial cartooning is an art in disrespect. I like that. There's plenty of people out there begging for it. Pundits today said presidents should never be snarky. Thankfully, they weren't talking about political cartoonists. Obama is overseas right now but the job goes where the president goes and he criticized the right... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
This is kind of a an industry insider cartoon. Before Biden made his announcement I predicted cartoonists would draw cartoons of happy or sad cartoonists. You would think they'd prove me wrong. I saw at least three cartoons and they're sure to get big play in reprints and syndication. Yawn. I don't know if the... Continue Reading →
Sorry if I put that song in your head. You're lucky I can't really express "dum! dumdumdum! dumdumdum! dumdumduuuuuuuum! into the cartoon. Reportedly, the band Survivor is upset Kim Davis's Rally For Bigotry use their tune. I'm upset too because now it's in my head. People say you should respect beliefs you disagree with. I... Continue Reading →
I'm really excited Donald Trump is actually in the race. He's not pretending this time. He's not teasing the nation's cartoonists and comedians. He's actually running. This is going to be good. I'm also surprised he's actually running. I felt he wouldn't for a few reasons. One being that he wouldn't invest his own money... Continue Reading →
A lot of readers make comments about the way I draw boobs. I can't wait to see what they say after seeing this. Yes, I have a demented sense of humor. But I'd rather have this demented sense of humor than draw a cartoon about how the stage isn't big enough for the number of... Continue Reading →
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