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Ted Cruz had a bad week. He was chewed out by a ten-year-old, lost a debate with hecklers, was accused of being the Zodiac Killer, his father was accused of killing JFK, he elbowed his wife in the face, his veep selection fell off a stage, and he lost the Republican nomination to an Oompa... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz's campaign is going so bad, he's being heckled by children. It's not entirely new territory since he's already debated Donald Trump, but still. A child yelled at Ted Cruz during one of his rallies, "you suck!". Ted attempted to talk to the child and said that children speaking like that in his house... Continue Reading →
I was fooling around on my tablet yesterday and sketched this out. I was just having fun but I went ahead and sent this to my newspaper clients. Tomorrow, and Wednesday after the Indiana primary, will be very interesting. It will be funny if Carly Fiorina is the shortest vice presidential candidate in history. Did... Continue Reading →
Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they're creepy and icky also. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren't already aware that there's something wrong with her. They are both liars without any ethics. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a... Continue Reading →
Didn't Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his "nominee." I'm not sure she can be a nominee until he's a nominee. But hey, I'm looking for logic where there isn't any. Cruz announcing his veep... Continue Reading →
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
Isn't it kinda amazing that Donald Trump is less of a bigot than Ted Cruz? Seriously, what demographic is Ted Cruz aiming for? Trump said if Caitlyn Jenner, formerly Bruce Jenner, walked into Trump Tower that Jenner could use whichever restroom she chose (I'm going with "she" because that's how she chooses to be identified) and... Continue Reading →
Have you seen those Redd's Apple Ale commercials? Someone doesn't know what to order and he's suddenly struck in the side of the head by an apple, so he orders the beverage. I assume it's red alcohol which has to taste like crap because that's how red soda tastes. I've never seen anyone drink one... Continue Reading →
It was a few months ago that Ted Cruz attacked Donald Trump for having "New York values." That went over pretty well in the sticks of Iowa and is the sort of insult that appeals to the rube voter. Now Cruz is in New York. After making his New York Values insult, Cruz said it... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →
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