Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they're creepy and icky also. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren't already aware that there's something wrong with her. They are both liars without any ethics. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a... Continue Reading →
Carly FoisTED
Didn't Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his "nominee." I'm not sure she can be a nominee until he's a nominee. But hey, I'm looking for logic where there isn't any. Cruz announcing his veep... Continue Reading →
Never Trump Powers Colluding
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
The Wrath Of Apples
Have you seen those Redd's Apple Ale commercials? Someone doesn't know what to order and he's suddenly struck in the side of the head by an apple, so he orders the beverage. I assume it's red alcohol which has to taste like crap because that's how red soda tastes. I've never seen anyone drink one... Continue Reading →
Angry Birds
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
Jumping The Birthers
Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz Battles Cartoons
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
Until Sand Glows In The Dark
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
Idiocracy
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
Let’s Insult Ted Cruz
In many ways, editorial cartooning is an art in disrespect. I like that. There's plenty of people out there begging for it. Pundits today said presidents should never be snarky. Thankfully, they weren't talking about political cartoonists. Obama is overseas right now but the job goes where the president goes and he criticized the right... Continue Reading →
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