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I'll write about the problems with Michael Cohen's credibility tomorrow (maybe) but for now, let's focus on some of the things he said, especially regarding Donald Trump's third wife and the mother of his fifth child. Let's talk about Melania. Cohen testified in Donald Trump's hush money trial yesterday that the main reason for paying... Continue Reading →
A hypothetical question has gone viral on the internet and like most things on the internet from Donald Trump to the Middle East to pineapple on pizza, it's divisive. The question is for women: Would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear? The answer seems simple, right? And for... Continue Reading →
I have three concerns with this cartoon. My first concern is the file size. My cartoons usually include a lot of detail which makes for large files. I create four files for each cartoon. The file for this one is incredibly small. The black and white jpeg of the cartoon is only 444K. That's small.... Continue Reading →
I'm feeling kinda burned out after working all day, but I had to give you something out of all the roughs I've drawn for CNN. Also, after this, I want to move on from Iran. I'll give you a longer blog on the subject this Sunday. Right now, I need eats and sleeps. Update. The... Continue Reading →
You get a text, and you get a text, and you get a text, and you.... I heard about this system shortly after Trump was elected and my first thought was, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" And, then I heard a detailed description of Trump's penis and I thought, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" This is just a boner, er...bonus cartoon. And with... Continue Reading →
Just in case you've never heard of it, Mario Kart is a game where a plumber races go-karts against humanoid toad creatures or something like that. I'm not really sure. It's been around since 1992, and there are still geeks geeking out over it enough that they hashtag it on Twitter so they can talk... Continue Reading →
Is it unfair of me to hit Melania Trump with a cartoon? Yeah. Political cartoons aren't supposed to be fair. Show me a fair political cartoon and I'll show you a crappy cartoon. During the national meltdown that was Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, conservatives and liberals alike wondered, some demanded, why Hillary wouldn't... Continue Reading →
The new normal reasserted itself on Friday when news broke that the president of the United States of America had an affair...with a porn star...named "Stormy"...who was paid off to keep quiet....and hardly anyone batted an eye. The only way this scandal would have stopped the presses is if the Stormy affair was with Mike... Continue Reading →
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